Cherry Pimp

@uwuitscwisp

ACAB - sunny ding - crab I'm Crisp

Montana, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. srp 2019.

    I'm going to kill God for being lazy. Goddamn bitch didn't even finish my penis.

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    I'm seeing a lot of this again, if you're in Californja and registered as a Dem you should not be receiving NPP ballots. They will not be counted. Go to your registrar and request the right ballot. They're trying to steal this again, do not let them. Gonna ask for a RT here.

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  3. 5. velj

    W!ut its Mint upside down

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  4. 4. velj

    I think I might have a team capable of war crimes against zombies.

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  5. 3. velj

    I have a lot of followers. If I was in a room with all of my followers, I would get nervous.

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    29. sij

    Probably wont happen but fuck it lets try

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    2. velj

    jeff bezos i’m going to ding dong ditch ur house every night until u end world hunger

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    31. sij

    I can't belive has been suspended... My account got this far because of you. You supported me and you made me grow to this numbers that I never thought I could reach. I'll be here to help you out. We love u 😔 For now, everyone retweet to let others know of his suspension.

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    28. sij

    “Tell me again, what instrument do you play?”

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  10. 30. sij

    I think all the wolfkinnies need to band together and start a campaign to save the wolves. Sure, they were reintroduced to Yellowstone in the 90s, but people around Yellowstone still fuckin hate them. The Yellowstone Wildlife Sanctuary has had their wolves threatened, even. 😬😬

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  11. 30. sij

    Everyone's freddy freakin about the Corona virus, but it's just like xtra flu. That microscopic bitch doesn't even wanna kill you, it's the complications that kill you. Get treatment for your weird flu, bro.

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  12. 29. sij

    God's greatest disservice to humanity was giving us ears.

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  13. 29. sij

    If I'm not allowed to use the men's room on campus, then I'll just piss in bigots' lockers.

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  14. 21. sij

    The manager every time I try to take a break

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  15. 21. sij

    I just realized that instead of shitposting out loud at my friends, maybe I should just keep it on twitter. Maybe then my friends will like me.

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    21. sij
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  17. 21. sij

    One time, I spent half an hour trying to fry an egg in a pan on a burner that I turned off. I was wondering why it was taking so long...

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  18. 20. sij

    It's just one of those days where walking hurts and I wish I could use my cane without being asked a million questions

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    18. sij

    You gonna be hiding behind a fucking space bush or something?

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  20. 18. sij

    Autocorrect: assisting drunk texting since 1843

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  21. 18. sij

    I'm in the bathroom just washing my hands, and the dudes are milling about like they cant pee because I'm in there. Damn, must be debilitating being that pee shy, huh?

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