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@usually_asleep

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    26. sij

    I accidentally packed the wrong shirt and now I have to go to the airport dressed like The Rock

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    3. velj
    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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  3. prije 7 sati
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    2. velj

    Me at a Super Bowl party getting more wings after one of the teams score a home run

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    2. velj

    Raising funds for my family. Anything helps ♥️ It will be greatly appreciated. Please share. Thank you.

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  6. 3. velj

    But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

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  7. 3. velj

    I would die for Shakira. It doesn’t even matter if she needs me to, I’ll do it anyways.

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    2. velj

    Not a day goes by that I don’t think about they/them pigeon.

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    1. velj

    i was somewhat okay until see you again came on

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  10. 31. sij

    What moving away from the Southwest is like

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  11. 30. sij

    One of my undergrad finance professors was a prosecuted Enron executive and my current law school professor was a prosecutor for the Enron case. Going to CC them both on an email just to see what happens.

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    28. sij

    "I work very well under Pressure" Me under pressure:

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  13. 30. sij

    State of affairs: bad

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    27. sij

    "Liz Lemon-ing" is when high achievers often with postgrad educations, mortgages, savings and secure jobs at the top of their field run around shouting "look what a fucking state I am sometimes I eat cheese after 10pm what am I like!?" for relateability.

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    I love you pajamas

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    27. sij

    I think my girl caught that cabrona virus

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  17. 28. sij
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  18. 28. sij

    I am never putting blonde highlights in my hair again. I’ve feverishly ripped out so many hairs thinking that I saw a grey hair. But no, it’s the blonde. Idk how the whites do it tbh. Soldiers among us.

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    27. sij

    Me: “I need to save money” Me when I get paid:

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  20. 27. sij

    I killed ANOTHER plant

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