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  1. 7. stu 2014.

    Apparently I get $25 if I tell all my friends how great amex is

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  2. 15. kol 2014.

    Somebody pilfered my sunglasses at work. , have you considered making your sunglasses look cheaper and less steal-worthy?

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  3. 2. velj 2014.

    I would like $1.5 million please

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  4. 16. sij 2014.

    Doing an AMA on Reddit right nowish, because why not?

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  5. 6. tra 2013.

    Hanging out at the farmer's market with

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  6. Reconnecting with my good friend Charles.

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  7. 22. sij 2013.

    Thug life courtesy of

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  8. 19. ruj 2012.

    The internet informs me I can eat Chic-Fil-A again.

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  9. 2. kol 2012.

    Tried to return a camera case from Amazon and they told me to just keep it and refunded me the money anyway.

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  10. 19. srp 2012.

    You'd think our brains would be smart enough to realize that if you are fighting dinosaurs...and winning...you are probably in a dream.

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  11. Just discovered I will receive 25 comp copies of 55 Drinking Game Coasters. Any absurd ideas of what I should do with them are welcome.

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  12. 8. ožu 2012.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    this is of course in reference to a hypothetical date that does not technically exist right now.

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  13. 8. ožu 2012.

    If wearing the same pair of shoes to work, to the gym, on a date, and lounging around the apartment is weird, I don't want to be normal.

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  14. 13. sij 2012.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I appreciate the clarification that I don't purposely dye one strip of my hair.

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  15. 15. pro 2011.

    If there is a limit to how many useless things one can learn in a single day, I have yet to reach it.

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  16. 19. stu 2011.

    If pizza is a vegetable, I'm an acclaimed literary prodigy.

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  17. 13. stu 2011.

    You don't have to run faster than the bear. Just faster than your slowest friend.

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  18. 8. stu 2011.

    The Tribune wants to interview me for an article. Apparently everybody else in the universe is too busy.

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  19. 2. stu 2011.

    "Best way to avoid punch, no be there."

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  20. 26. lis 2011.

    My brain hurts. Which is odd, because I haven't used it much lately.

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