Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.
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Possibly the most baffling people: the ones who are still wearing masks now that we don't legally have to, but still wearing them underneath their noses.
I was led to believe this would play a FAR greater role in my life than it has done.
If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
FINALLY found the commemorative manhole cover celebrating the defeat of the Whitechapel fatberg, after 5 years of looking for it.
Shout out to this guy for taking the roof off one of his houses to show me the interior, which included a secret tiny naked couple having sex.
"The Queen is expected to carry on with light duties" oh come on, I'm no royalist but she's got covid and she's bloody 95 years old, let the lass have a duvet day.
Ahaha the BSL interpreter on BBC news just signed "work event" using sarcastic quotation marks <3
when you're on a work zoom call and your hear a mrrp in the background
Oh my gosh I just saw 2 teen boys and they have both gelled their hair into curtains IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN IT'S HAPPENING
I was just on my way back from the loos in the south bank centre & I passed a woman with short hair on her way down. Security guard started yelling at her questioning her gender. She yelled back then continued.
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"It was a mistake, we've had all sorts coming in trying to use the toilets today," the security guy said. Yes!! You have!! They are all gender toilets at a queer festival during pride month in a public space!
That thing has happened where I watch too much Queer Eye and my internal monologue starts sounding like Jonathan Van Ness.
My mum has made a tiny christmas tree for the 3D printed models of her and my dad. Normal.
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Anyway it shook us both up. This is what TERFs want to happen outside bathrooms where people are literally just trying to have a wee.
When will my "concept of linear time" come back from the war? It's 2022 in 4 months. It's still 2020. It has been Wednesday for months. At this rate I'll be dead soon.
I'VE GOT IT!!! Print poppies on masks! Don't make any actual poppies available at all this year. Proceeds to the British Legion.
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The trains were cool but my favs were all the tiny allotments.
It's not computing to me that Thatcher resigned 30 years ago today but Toy Story debuted 25 years ago today. In my mind those events belong to completely different times.
This is actually THE victoria sponge; one tube carriage on the victoria line must be carrying it at all times for the network to function. It symbolises the queen, much like the mace in parliament.
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"The house needed to have a story" he said.
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THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF CHRISTINE & THE QUEENS MELTDOWN SEASON AT THE SOUTH BANK LIKE COME THE FUCK ON. I explained to the bouncer why this was so unacceptable & as he tried to apologise to me, he reached out & patted me on the head (!!)
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The manager arrives!!! And of course agrees that this is not acceptable and also that all toilets at the SB centre are all gender anyway. My point: obviously you're not training that well enough.
Looking at cat adoption websites and I am crying. WELL HE IS A LITTLE HISSER
Passive-aggressively labelling food. Asking about Bev's weekend. Hiding on the toilet scrolling twitter. Using the company printer for gig tickets. Developing a crush out of boredom. Being asked where the stationary cupboard is because you're the only woman. Watching a plant die.
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She was cis, not that it matters. He started interrogating me on her gender when I got to the top of the stairs while still yelling down the stairs to her. She's a woman, I said repeatedly, she's a woman. Not that it matters but she's a woman.
Capitalists: Capitalism is designed to meet market demand. Failure is a lack of agile response to market needs.
Market: We work at home now and we make our own sandwiches.
Capitalists: wait what
High-key obsessed with this obit in my parents' parish newsletter (it's worth your time - what a life!)
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I also walked by multiple public street urinals in Central London today - which, I note, TERFs who claim to want cis women to be nowhere near a penis, are not campaigning against.
HE WAS WHO HE SAID HE WAS
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'If you do not believe the officer is who they say they are, for whatever reason, then I would say you must seek assistance - shouting out to a passer-by, running into a house, knocking on a door, waving a bus down or if you are in the position to do so calling 999.'
They think white walls is the millennial aesthetic but we're actually just not allowed to paint our walls. We don't even like house plants we just don't have gardens.
I'm your COD
I'm your BREAM
I'm living in your STREAM
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
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Our girl comes out of the loo and explains to him too. She heads back to her pals so I assure her I have called for a manager and will detail the situation.
Meanwhile in my home village... the ironmongers has gone to war with the editor of the parish newsletter.
Not NOW mysterious spiral structures extending out of strange star
If you try to criminalise legitimate activity it will simply move underground.
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In 1519 an Italian judge condemned a group of moles to exile for damaging crops. They ignored the ruling.
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Imagine if we had reshuffles in normal workplaces and just moved people from one department to another despite them having zero expertise or experience in that department, and also, they were somehow now the boss of that department for some reason?
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I love the south bank centre and always see it as an open and safe space - and I know those in charge want it to be - so this was particularly jarring.
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I thought it was quite endearing as a one off for that house though I am worried now that perhaps every single model house has naked people in it and I just don't know. But one could feel like that about houses.
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I don't have anything to promote and these numbers aren't For Me so I will add only: eat what you want when you want. After all, sometimes we are all very hungry.
just forgot the word for "stapler" and had to wander round the office making crocodile motions with my hand and muttering "where's the crunchy boy"
As I have explained to my parents many times when they complain about how often youngsters say "like". IT'S AN APPROXIMATOR. IT FULFILS AN IMPORTANT LINGUISTIC FUNCTION.
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I have muted this now but if you are a weird little person with weird little questions you're very welcome to phone the venue, 020 3879 9555.
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Yeah and a death in the family can bring family closer together but we don't go around killing our relatives in order to try and achieve that.
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The poor reading comprehension people have found this tweet.
Stop telling me that getting everyone back into the office will be good for mental health. It will be good for SOME people's mental health. Being in the office every day was also very bad for SOME people's mental health.
Guys I saw a picture of a hairless guinea pig yesterday and IT LOOKS LIKE A TINY HIPPO
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I am now going to have a slice of cake in honour of Eric and to help me grow into a beautiful butterfly 🦋
Twitter is creaking at the seams too now. If we go down I love you all and I valued this time together. If we don't go down, I despise this hellsite and all of you on it.
The NHS isn't a bloody charity and normalising the idea that it is or should be treated like one opens the door for slashing its funding even further in the future.
Quite apart from how skin-crawling & embarrassing "gender reveals" are, the frequent excitement/relief of the dads when they find out they're not having a daughter makes my soul go cold. twitter.com/missbreton/sta
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please come and collect your dad he is embarrassing himself in the travelodge bar again twitter.com/richardbranson
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She's back and she's angry 😱
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Storm Diana to lash Britain with heavy rain and gales this week independent.co.uk/weather/uk-wea
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This one was a "shotgun wedding" and outside it was her dad (with a shotgun), the chief of police & the vicar, who'd he'd brought with him to force the marriage through when they caught them 💀
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Thank you I work tirelessly in the pursuit of #content
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Muting this, you guys are being too noisy so I'm not getting any work done.
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If someone's coming up to my desk they need to either slack me first to make sure I'm free to talk or book in meeting time
Not now, bizarre hell planet where it rains rocks and oceans are made of lava
Behind the idea that boys and men cannot possibly look up to female protagonists as role models is the very obvious conclusion that women cannot possibly be viewed as people.
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I loved how all the men who own the miniature railways looked exactly like men that would own miniature railways
tfw you accidentally radicalise your fan base for trans rights ⚡
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The #HarryPotter fandom is celebrating July 31 the best way it knows how - by coming together to create positive change from within our platforms. We are very excited to share and be a part of this community fundraiser! #WandsUp for transgender rights! bit.ly/FandomFundrais
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I've just been reminded that in US english "frown" is something the mouth does, not the eyebrows, and I'm upset about it again.
Oh come on, don't pretend we haven't all done this at some point
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Weird caterpillar uses its old heads to make an elaborate hat bit.ly/3dLSwuz
How come these people doing supposedly the most important jobs in the country can just resign at the drop of a hat when the rest of us have to give a month's notice and do a handover. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
Just saw a little girl, probably about 6, stride furiously up to one of those customer satisfaction terminals in Liverpool Street station and punch the 😡 button. What a mood. I see great things ahead for this kid.
Me: God, kitchen's an utter state. Maybe I sh-
Brain: YOU LITERALLY CANNOT BE LATE TO A FEMINIST MARCH BECAUSE YOU WERE CLEANING THE KITCHEN
Prescribing bike rides to people who are overweight and walks in the park to people with mental health issues, v cool way to individualise blame & further stigmatise already stigmatised groups while neatly avoiding having to properly fund healthcare & mental health services.
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I only come back on twitter for the really important updates now. This is one of them.
Imagine being Health Secretary and not realising it's literally illegal to give people your leftover prescription medicines. And that not finishing the full antibiotic course is damaging to both your self and THE HUMAN RACE AS A WHOLE.
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You put your headphones on when having a haircut?! I have... never seen that done. Half way between aghast and impressed.
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Like!!! All sitting down toilets already have cubicle doors so what is the big deal? It certainly isn't the potential of seeing a cock, as they claim, because I just walked past several public urinals in the west end.
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How do these people manage to put their socks on in the morning?
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Big fan of this impeccable referrence from my college principal for my UCAS statement though, confirming that I am as I ever was.
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To find it: head right / West out of Whitechapel Station along the High Street, look for the pedestrian crossing toward the right hand end of the hospital on the other side of you. It is on the floor in front of the crossing.
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I spoke to the manager and he confirmed all their toilets are all-gender so the security guy was absolutely off message. And during a Christine & the Queens gig!!! Wild.
BAN LAWN ENFORCEMENT. MORE MEADOWS.
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So I decided to rip up the front lawn and plant a meadow. The neighbours think I’m nuts, but it’s finally coming to life! 
#GardenersWorld
#GardenersWorld
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Personally I would throw up. Try not to throw up on the tiny version of yourself though.
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Thank god I work in tech so most people are plugged into their headphones quietly when I do go in
I've just remembered how cashew nuts grow; out of big cashew apple's bums like little cashew poos. Very upsetting.
Been out for drinks with a French colleague tonight - we asked her what had cut through from English politics. "The lettuce," she said.
John Humphrys just asked Brian Cox whether he thought that Stephen Hawking had been "cut a bit of slack" by other scientists because he was "so desperately disabled" 😡 #r4today