NPC42069 (Neo-Puritan Conformist)

"School" exists to serve 2 purposes: sexual demoralization, and theological conformity. In fact, the only reason why you get to learn anything at all is because it keeps angry mobs from avenging their children's pointless suffering.

Prediction: restoring legal rights for heterosexuals would reverse thishttps://twitter.com/DegenRolf/status/1052123294311301120 …

Geometric symbols are unique in that they can represent their own geometric information as well as any arbitrary information, and as such can serve as the missing link between function execution and abstract perception thereof.

(% of genome contributed per instance of microchimerism) x (N count) = your value as a man (because let's be real, you don't need to knock a chick up to propagate your DNA anymore)

Epistemology is in a way, kind of just a tenet of materialist physicalism.

Gravity is the fug of the fundamental forces lol

I'm inclined to think that fundamental particles are just shapes that like to organize themselves in accordance with good aesthetics. That's more or less what I do at the macroscopic scale, so...

"What if I told you equality is only a value in your religion, not everyone elses?" #HowToLoseFriendsOnFacebook

There's gotta be a better word than "cockblocking" to describe the anti-heterosexual suppression suffered by brothers raised in Puritan households. It's not that you have to be gay, or that you can't be heterosexual. You just can't be an EFFECTIVE heterosexual.

Us: We're living proof that it is negotiable. Trust me, I used to be a way more effective player than you are. And I'm more popular with blacks than you are, because I don't care what they think, because I don't depend on them for the social status to get laid... seewhatimsayin?

Us: But we could do so many cool new things together! Doesn't novelty excite you? NPCs: Yes, novelty of pussy labia and breast size exites me! What are you saying dude!? I gotta eat and reproduce! This is non-negotiable!

Us: Yo, you should take off your contradictory belief reality filter, there's a lot of beauty to notice if you stop believing that heaven is just pizza and pussy NPCs: No. Nothing can taste as sweet as the fruits of the r-strategy. Now get back to replicating, NPC!

Our overmind is more effective for the same reason a single brain works better when unburdened by contradictions: its actions don't cancel each other out

What even is the "alt-right"? It's a mutually defined belief system, with a greater power level than horny-wrathful NPC nationalism by virtue of the fact that its constituents have fewer contradictions within & between them than do the NPCs.

I prefer being part of the giant alt-right overmind than being an isolated NPC. I mean, look at the waves we're making. We experience our memes together to a greater degree than the NPCs, and thus can coordinate to manifest our shared reality better. The sky's the limit!

Information blocking is a function itself. Abandon it and perceive the interdependence of things, and you suddenly stop being an NPC.

The system "you" is what you define it to be. You perceive boundaries, and there they are. You tune into information beyond them, and there it is.

The problem is, there is no object in the universe that can be permanently isolated from information transfer, which means the boundaries of the soul only exist when belief in them is not actively falsified by the universal interdependence of matter.