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Most bars: Drunk who stares into the middle distance sighing.
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How long until Twitter is gone and this is a Spirit Of Halloween?
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Gallagher is dead.
Try not to sit in the front row at his funeral. If you do, wear a rain poncho. I hear his wishes were something "different" from traditional cremation.
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I wonder if the freedom convoy honks are watching what's happening in Iran right now and realizing a bouncy castle party in one of the safest countries in the world is not freedom fighting. Taking on a violent extremist regime who want to kill you is.
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Comedians who don’t know their limits are their own worst enemy.
Just because you tell some jokes doesn’t mean you know how to tell all the jokes.
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This is my latest comedy special. It's just short of five million views.*
*4,981,772 views short
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Rewatching “The Terror” and holy fuck is this thing good. Bleak as hell but incredible.
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I translate the lyrics from “In da Club” by 50 cent to Chinese and then back to English. Was not disappointed.
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Hey kids! This show is close to sold out now but if you want there are still some good seats left. All proceeds go to not for profits and you get to see amazing acts plus old shouty right here in #Vancouver at the ! vtixonline.com/ecl-prouductio
#Comedy #Standup
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American democracy is like a Jenga tower and left wing apathy and disconnection is a five year old with a stick running straight for it.
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There's no better way to be reminded that you have no status or fame than when you try to wield your status and fame.
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Drinking tequila tonics until I understand Mastodon.
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Hey comedians: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
If you wanna join up, head over.
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It’s with great pleasure, that I join with @unfamous in announcing the latest addition to the #Mastodon world! standup-comics.net is the community for Standup Comedy on Mastodon!
#Mastodon #MastodonSocial #mastodonmigration #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
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Mastadon is kinda like a makeshift FEMA camp where I assume maybe everyone will end up but I got there early and don't know where to find my loved ones.
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Even Nero didn’t charge people to stay in a burning Rome.
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Free speech*
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BREAKING: @elonmusk now wants to put ALL of Twitter behind a paywall and charging ALL users a subscription fee to use Twitter. If Musk starts charging you to use Twitter, will YOU:
A) Pay Elon Musk
B) Ditch Twitter to join free Twitter alternative @TribelSocial
C)Go to Facebook
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Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia
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I'm at @stanhope@standup-comics.net
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Is there a particular server I should be creating a Mastodon account on?
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Imagine blowing 44bn on a fuck around when you could have saved millions and millions of lives instead.
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Episode 15 of #TheButtpod is NOW UP, with my guest . Fun, funny chat! Wherever you get your podcasts (or listen directly at thebuttpod.com)
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I’m a comedian who has never been to New York.
I feel like this invalidates my guild membership.
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Has anyone checked America's expiration date? Maybe we're past the best before.
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Not for nothing but I think you should follow me on Instagram, Tik Tok and YouTube if you wanna keep in touch.
Links in profile.
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Thanks to our Grand Pooba over at Standup-Comics.net on Mastadon, , for this: crossposter.masto.donte.com.br
Now you can join us and all your fav comics on Mastadon and your tweets will pop up there and your Mastodon posts (I refuse to call them toots) will show up here.
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So it looks like things are really picking up over at the lifeboat and now we have some boss level comics on board. Sign up kids, stake your username and come and be part of the Standup-Comics family.
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I'm over here on @joinmastodon now if you're interested in checking out the lifeboats. standup-comics.net/web/@SimonKing
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Vancouver is trending. If you don't live here and want to know what it's like: Put on some Yoga pants, lock yourself in the bathroom in the dark and just flush all your money down the toilet.
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John Wick but it's a Jedi and instead of a dog they kill his Wookie and steal his droid.
I would watch the fuck outta that.
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Musk is the Jordan Peterson of business.
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Louis CK is trending all of a sudden. That came out of nowhere.
Which is on brand for him.
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Can you drink yourself stupid enough to be happy?
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So I did this.
Now I just have to remember to go there someday.
@stanhope@standup-comics.net
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DJ is much smarter than me and he has explained Mastodon and the new community he’s built much better than I could possibly ever hope to. Mostly because I still don’t exactly know how it all works but I’m getting there:
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Hey comics and comedy fans. Since we’re not sure what’s gonna happen with the bird app we figured we’d make a backup plan. Starting to build the community over here if you wanna get in on the ground floor and stake your name. Tell your friends/fans.
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It’s with great pleasure, that I join with @unfamous in announcing the latest addition to the #Mastodon world! standup-comics.net is the community for Standup Comedy on Mastodon!
#Mastodon #MastodonSocial #mastodonmigration #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
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It’s with great pleasure, that I join with in announcing the latest addition to the #Mastodon world! standup-comics.net is the community for Standup Comedy on Mastodon!
#Mastodon #MastodonSocial #mastodonmigration #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
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Get in kids! For comedians and comedy fans by comedians and comedy fans!
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The server is now live!!!
Head over to standup-comics.net and sign up! #Mastodon #MastodonSocial #mastodonmigration #comedy #standup #standupcomedy
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In case there isn’t one, I’ve got a server ready to go; just have to come up with a name
Just to gauge interest, like this tweet (he thought he’d never say) if you’d be interested. I’m not looking to make any money on this; just looking for a home for standup comedy on Mast.
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Anybody on a stand up server on Mastodon?
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Welp, I don’t understand Mastodon.
Old man problems at peak this morning.
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joins us on the podcast this week. Alex quit his lucrative job to become a full time comedian and has worked tirelessly to rise high enough in show business to be stuck talking to me and Mikey for two hours.
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