Tom Johnson

@undrgrndairport

Writer, editor, scrubber of the glass bricks of sociology

Milwaukee
Joined December 2010
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  1. Dec 27

    In fake news, now reporting that the Nationwide jingle is based on an old Qatari melody.

  2. Dec 7

    Tashfeen Malik is looking more and more like some kind of anti-Lysistrata.

  3. Dec 5

    How would someone top ? Shoot at a television that's tuned to MSNBC?

  4. Nov 18

    Well, there goes my theory that "You're So Vain" was about Spiro Agnew.

  5. Nov 13

    David Hasselhoff is now David Hoff, except in Germany, where he'll be Hauptbahnhof just to screw with them.

  6. Nov 10

    Allen Toussaint, "Worldwide":

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  7. Oct 22

    Tonight on ESPN2: Temple vs. Ecuador. It'll be hilarious once they realize they're playing different kinds of football.

  8. Oct 11

    Mary Margaret O'Hara, "Blues In the Night":

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  9. Oct 10

    Larry King is wearing suspenders tonight in hopes of bringing the Dodgers luck...or maybe just because he's Larry King.

  10. Oct 4

    Pet Shop Boys, "West End Girls" ('84 club hit, not '86 radio hit):

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  11. Sep 30

    Pope Francis: master of ideological whiplash.

  12. Sep 24

    10/4/65: Paul VI becomes 1st pope to visit Western Hemisphere. So where are the "50 Years of Global Poping" T-shirts?

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  13. Sep 22

    China's president arrives in Seattle, hears Kam Chancellor won't report for work, wonders why Seahawks don't just throw him in jail.

  14. Sep 3

    There's little if any overlap between Dean-Jones-in-'Company' people and Dean-Jones-in-Disney-movies people.

  15. Sep 2

    Ohioans would like the name changed back to Mt. McKinley, but they'd settle for Mt. Hang On Sloopy.

  16. Aug 29

    A Petrine battery: last night the starting catcher for the was Peña, and the starting pitcher was Iglesias.

  17. Aug 12

    Semi-fake Trump: “I have a great relationship with the blacks, and I’m phenomenal to the women. In fact, my running mate will be Pam Grier."

  18. Jul 24

    "Racial Slurs on a Sex Tape: The New Synergy?"

  19. Jul 12

    Looking forward to reading that previously unpublished Kerouac novel, "Go Set a Watch, Man."

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