Whenever Pa Kent dies of a heart attack or something it’s more narratively significant because it’s the one thing Clark can’t stop. It’s the one person he can’t save. Making a tornado eat him while Clark watches is dumb as fuck https://twitter.com/callouswayne/status/1621179547793121280…
every time i try to finish this payment on steam the paypal window starts shrinking slowly like its a huge stone door about to trap me in a room full of spikes if i dont click pay in time
There are only 4 MTG arts by HG Higgenbotham, all of them artifacts, and they have one thing in common: they are not paintings, but slightly modified pictures of *actual sculptures* the artist made (see picture below for the Claws of Gix sculpture). Isn't this the coolest thing?
Or when the entire fandom thought Tad Strange was actually Bill's secret twin brother with huge amounts of fanart of him made only for him to end up being a minor side character
If the literal moon exploded for real half of Twitter would be taking about how this is just like Sonic Adventure 2 and the other half would be taking about how this is just like Dragon Ball Z
So if you don’t know Keffals has encouraged her viewers to pretend to be young queers of color, using piccrew pfps, in order to purposely make real young queers look bad, making one herself.
Here’s a block list
Customer: FAMILY INITIALS
DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID.
Verdict: ACCEPTED
i love how smash moveset ideas videos are either "Mario's up tilt will now be a reference to the opening cutscene of Paper Mario 64 wher–" or "Mario's moveset is now centered around one Mario game and one Mario game only. That game is not my personal favorite Mario game I swear"
Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens.
There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead.
Fuck this.
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