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Not every basic human emotion or experience needs to be pathologized just sayinghttps://twitter.com/dozyhrs/status/1290912063750115328 …

just typed a url into my browser’s address bar and hit enter like a complete loser

Because diced pineapples is trending, this is just a friendly reminder that 21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §145.180(a)(2)(viii) make it a federal crime to sell diced pineapples in a can unless they are reasonably uniform cube-shaped pieces.

Okay. Idea. What if we just spend the next few months putting every ancient relic we can think of back in its original location. Just see if that helps.

my 11 yr old: i think making apps is easy. like i could make a fish that spits out a random number & if u guess the number u get money. meanwhile its gonna ask u a LOT of personal questions. if u answer enough u get more money to buy a better fish that narrows your choices by 1%

if there’s one thing LA could use its more hot people. there’s enough already i just want more

a “r u a top or bottom??” quiz but there’s no question. you’re just given a gun and asked to disassemble it within 3 min