we are such good friends that I need to invent an identity purely to constantly express my lack of desire to sleep with you
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"I need to disclose, in case ppl were wondering, that I am not thinking about making our penises kiss ever" - definitely the straightest man
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what's better than this, guys liking each other platonically
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Did they just friendzone a man
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and here I was just treating my gay friends like normal people
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it's so frustrating and limiting seeing stuff like this. Wish people could be free to be themselves
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"Bromosexual" sounds 10000% more sexual than "friendship". Not sure why. Can't quite put my finger on the subtle signal there.
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It sounds less like a neologism for friendship and more like a bromine-based fetish.
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yeah if they want and aren't precluded by asexuality!
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oh totes! I am just hypercognizant of the different kinds of ace rn cause I wanna make the tingler still fun for folks
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so I'm prolly erring too far on the side of "oh noooo make sure I dont ever accidentally say physical anything = always good"
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