Ewan Oughton

@ultrahax

Specialist Engineer at , archer, Irishman. Personal account, I don't tweet about COD much - tweets here do not represent the views of my employer.

Los Angeles
Joined November 2009

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  1. Jul 14

    . why isn't your credit card entry page HTTPS?

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    Jul 11

    ::looks around at the state of the world:: ::throws up hands:: Fuck it, just open the thing. Unleash a hoard of supernatural scarab beetles and a powerful undead king hellbent for vengeance against a world that bound, entombed, and forgot him. Can't hurt, might help.

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    Jul 12
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  4. Jul 12

    Is there any greater triumph than driving your service writer around, and him admitting he hears that noise too?

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    Jul 12

    All these years I've been hand-rolling my own function every time I've needed to zok a string.

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  6. Jul 11
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    Jul 9

    Being Irish during the whole Brexit thing is like being the neighbour of that guy who was building his own rocket to prove that the Earth is flat. His inevitable failure is going to be all his own fault but it's still probably going to burn down your conservatory.

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    Jun 14

    Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter images of the Apollo landing sites.

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    Jul 7

    If you can't root against the country that colonized you then there's no point in football.

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  10. Jul 7

    It's so hot I put ice in my whiskey.

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  11. Jul 7

    That'll put a dent in your ziplining plans..

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    Jul 3

    love too find code comments in the wild

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  13. Jul 4
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    Jul 3

    Crazy thing is, if that happened in a game you're playing, you would complain about lag. But for scratching, you *don't feel it at all* - your brain hacked time perception backwards to make you think the movement intent, the movement, and the sensation occurred at the same time.

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  15. Jul 3
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    Jul 2

    Facilitating online gaming is an eldritch black art fraught with quagmires at every step in the chain. It’s not “just a bunch of servers.”

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    Jul 2

    And miss the “Independence Day” marathon? Don’t make me laugh!

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 30

    Small, incredibly loving attention to detail in (not a spoiler): Melba’s tears skew to her right in the Coriolis. Easier to see in motion—it’s brief, but their paths curve slightly. No mention of this is made on screen. This is the reward of hard sci-fi.

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  19. Jun 28

    Rubber-ducking perf captures with the beast.

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  20. Jun 28

    Got my Tesla your-car-is-ready-to-order email today. Go outside, get into Mustang, hit start button. Dead silence, electrics entirely dead. It knows.

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