Andy Kelly on Twitter: "Upgraded my trousers without realising I wasn't a high enough level to wear them, and now I don't have any.… "

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1. Ducs‏ @ducnans 24 Feb 2018
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  I like that armour because it makes Geralt look like he's had a holiday and grown a bit of belly
  
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1. Sam White‏ @samwrite 24 Feb 2018
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  Mate can you smack me so hard I forget this game so I can play it all fresh
  
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1. Doug ‏ @DougBierend 24 Feb 2018
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  story of my life
  
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1. Stripe‏ @TheStripeyOne 24 Feb 2018
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  Cats where it's at. All nimbly bimbly
  
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1. Ben Maxwell‏ @iamthemanta 24 Feb 2018
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  This is exactly how I felt when I started buying women’s Topshop skinny jeans in the ‘90s.
  
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1. Lee Kirton‏ @Leearigold 25 Feb 2018
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  Geralt doesn’t need trousers
  
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1. Natasha Maciejkowicz‏ @Maciejkowicz 25 Feb 2018
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  He looks like a boy scout
  
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1. Andrew Davey‏ @ardavey 24 Feb 2018
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  ... , officer.
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1. joe‏ @goulcher 24 Feb 2018
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  Same
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1. Quarantine Bitch‏ @Buliaros 24 Feb 2018
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  hate when that happens
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