“Mister Matrix ... did you get my package?”
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You must be all up on Commando then.
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Only as long as Agent Smith is in a chain mail shirt that's too small for him.
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Every last thing turns that movie into a comedy.
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"You are The One" "...how do you know?" "Your... your name is John Matrix? This is THE Matrix?"
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[shoots a bunch of guys in slow motion] John Matrix: "It's [puts on shades] Bullet Time!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o … :D
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"Your mail, Mr Matrix." "Please, Mr Matrix was my father. Call me John." "Sorry, Mr John" Both laugh and the screen warps and folds in on itself, spiraling into a static abyss as the audio steadily raises pitch until every crystalline object on Earth has shattered to smithereens.
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