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Aspiring cyborg & informavore. Weaver of existential dread. Stories masked in a cocoon of insight porn and body horror. Wandering scholar.

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    1. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 9 Sep 2017
      Replying to @ultimape

      Can we domesticate Germs? [2007]https://www.ted.com/talks/paul_ewald_asks_can_we_domesticate_germs …

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    2. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 9 Sep 2017
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      What If I told you that "Social Transfer of Pathogenic Fungus Promotes Active Immunisation in Ant Colonies"?http://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.1001300 …

      2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
    3. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 11 Oct 2017
      Replying to @ultimape

      Watch these flies get rekt while contemplating the complex signaling pathways of plant's distributed motor behavior.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9NnctZVrvk …

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    4. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 14 Oct 2017
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      Humans have been breeding plants for ages. I often wonder how have plants been breeding humans?https://aeon.co/videos/how-our-developing-understanding-of-plants-changed-our-knowledge-of-life-itself …

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 May 2018
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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

      Plants have been breeding (with?) ants as external sex organs for ages. I wonder how how ants have been breeding plants.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/838005759849922561 …

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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
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      Happy Saturday. This plant covers flies toys with viscous sex juices. It then abuses ants to spread it's progeny... http://harvardmagazine.com/2017/03/colossal-blossom …
      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 May 2018
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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

      Ant plant mutualisms are quite erotic TBH.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/547063406998859777 …

      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
      Its not every day you see someone shaving a plant to mess with ants. But today you can! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAEzfF2y0M …
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    7. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 May 2018
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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

      We insist on farming as a form of domestication. But me? I prefer to assume that crops are just really lazy and are actually taking advantage of us.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/801388354449313792 …

      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
      "plants have been "domesticated" to the point where they can't grow on their own; they require their ant farmer..." http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/ant-colonies-discovered-farming-their-own-fruit-crops …
      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 May 2018
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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

      Plants are really into scat play, they really love it when you throw shit at them.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/832398654447218689 …

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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
      Replying to @ultimape
      But plant-animal toilet synergies are everywhere when you realize what to look for. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3115346/ …
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    9. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 May 2018
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      Heck, some plants love scat play so much, they pretend to be balls of poop so insects can roll them around.https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/10/05/this-brilliant-plant-pretends-to-be-poop/ …

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    10. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 8 May 2018
      Replying to @ultimape

      "And it is a perfect example of one of natures most fundamental rules: if there is a hole something will crawl up there and poop in it…" — @zefrankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzk1bM2vVFU …

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018

      "The immune system was not evolved to protect us? This seems counter-intuitive. We see that the immune system is absolutely essential to survival in a world of infectious agents, and we conclude that it was selected to prevent disease." https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=related:iqLdbctsPLoJ:scholar.google.com/&hl=en&as_sdt=0,46 …pic.twitter.com/IsoF0zqubD

      8:46 AM - 21 Jul 2018
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        2. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted jared clarke

          an external active immune system for protecting one's poop.https://twitter.com/jaredclarke5/status/1020025634419085312 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          0:21
          jared clarke @jaredclarke5
          DYK Burying Beetles often have mites on their backs? When the BB arrives at a carcass, the mites it carries eat fly maggots & other larva that also eat the carcass & are competing with the BB!! So the mites remove the competion for the BB! Wow! @FieldEcology @RyanKBrook pic.twitter.com/Rv8C9B7DBK
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        3. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          One of the great things about exploring a field from an outsider perspective is a lack of cultural taint. A lot of my biological models of how things work stem from intuitions out of game theory, unbiased by the cultural momentum within a field itself.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/938688443475021824 …

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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @juliagalef
          Is predator using parasite, or is parasite using prey. Or is it a projection of meaning? Part of a complex ecological feedback loop keeping entire ecosystems functioning by preventing exhaustion of resources. Maybe prey's food is indirectly using parasite? https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/731701761530986497 …
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        4. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
          Replying to @ultimape

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          "A zebra doesn't have to outrun the lion, just the slowest member of the herd" "I conclude that a clear evolutionary approach to the problem of host-pathogen interactions might encourage the field to reconsider some of its most closely held tenets."https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/938373626520272898 …

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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          It makes sense to me that long-term cultural norms around disease would affect the variation in immune system genetics. There's tons of strange papers on the ways religions have basically been at the core a way for society to deal with disease ala ritual https://scholar.google.com/scholar?rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS756US756&um=1&ie=UTF-8&lr&cites=7007641857724994221 …
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        5. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
          Replying to @ultimape

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          The red king effect and the red queen effect are about the complex balance of parasitism among groups of collaborating/competing animals.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/885295296745529345 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape @insurrealist
          That red king effect is an interesting idea. It fits my self-generation model of cultural divides & boundaries ala: https://scholar.google.com/scholar?rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS750US750&um=1&ie=UTF-8&lr&cites=14810074827165236313 …
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        6. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          It strikes a balance.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/910353139513032706 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          Finding paths, vacillating between red queens & red kings. Walk the line. Boundaries between the light and darkness. http://www.pnas.org/content/100/2/593.full … pic.twitter.com/3sC0hcrlfF
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        7. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          It strikes a balance.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/913802171996614663 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          "It's a co-evolutionary war, People used to think of mutualisms as friendly [...] more of a battlefield." http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17992062 … pic.twitter.com/OvNSIXWRr5
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        8. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
          Replying to @ultimape

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          It strikes a balance.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/773693587989139456 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          "Sybils tend to have a flood of requests [...] then are rejected from legitimate users" https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&q=SybilDefense%3A+Defending+Sybil+attacks+using+techniques+from+Complex+Systems&btnG=&as_sdt=1%2C46&as_sdtp= … pic.twitter.com/LUjpEtPRAz
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        9. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
          Replying to @ultimape

          Balance is achieved by constantly adjusting your stance. https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aultimape%20meta%20stable&src=typd …

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        10. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          Old ideashttps://twitter.com/ultimape/status/897981359855198212 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          MFW: realizing Aristotle's "kyklos" was really about chaos among human societies. Proto complex systems theory. And it still applies today. pic.twitter.com/2wQuV4wP3X
          1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
        11. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
          Replying to @ultimape

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          Parasitic Fractals. "This is a true web of interactions since vertebrates often harbor multiple parasites, the invertebrate parasites have parasites, and the parasites' parasites have parasites."https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/942066359353176064 …

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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          Oh look, here's a parasitic wasp now! I <3 my twitter feed. https://twitter.com/sofiabiologista/status/941469368982138880 …
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        12. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 21 Jul 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          In the end we are all just parasitisms of the sun. Stealing entropy from the noise floor of creation.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/914077922025230336 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          Fighting the noise floor. https://getyarn.io/yarn-story/fdb1ddce-590b-491a-b81c-3e06bf717e05 …
          1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
        13. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 10 Aug 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

          We all live in a neutered shitty meme. So we sailed up to the sun Till we found the sea of grue And we lived beneath the waves In our neutered, shitty meme. https://www.thewrap.com/how-yellow-submarine-made-the-beatles-lovable-again/ …https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/1027136351110668288 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
          Replying to @ultimape
          Policing language considered harmful? Explicit language. Cultural opression. Cultural destruction. Thought contagion. Linguistic parasites. Neutering shitty memes. Outgroup deems unworthy. Self destruct. Deconstructing the Self. Self-Other Boundary. Vulgar.
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        14. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 12 Aug 2018
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          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted Azteca-Cecropia

          Ants as 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘰𝘮𝘦?https://twitter.com/AztecaCecropia/status/935598795278106624 …

          UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 added,

          Azteca-Cecropia @AztecaCecropia
          For years, Cecropia seeds lay dormant on the forest floor awaiting a break in the canopy. The seed senses the changing environment and germinates with explosive growth. A new Azteca queen will colonize the plant, found a colony, and protect it from other gap-growing competitors. pic.twitter.com/8ZgjhIEgqH
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        15. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape Jan 11
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          A plant that wears it's stomach on the outside, secreting digestive juices to feed an active adaptive immune system.https://invidio.us/watch?v=KiAEzfF2y0M …

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