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Aspiring cyborg & informavore. Weaver of existential dread. Stories masked in a cocoon of insight porn and body horror. Wandering scholar.

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    1. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 11 Mar 2018

      I just finished drinking 4.5L of #rexgoliathwine For details: you'll have to follow me on http://mastodon.social/@ultimape  :P

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    2. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 11 Mar 2018

      I'm fucking trashed. OMG

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    3. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 11 Mar 2018

      Literally Shitting myself.

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    4. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 16 Mar 2018

      After all that wine I went on a 3 day fast. Holy shit, true ketosis state is a night and day difference for my brain fog issues. I feel awake in the morning + haven't had a sensory processing trouble since Sunday. I wrote a diary on the fast on mastodon:https://mastodon.social/@ultimape/99687979607922768 …

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    5. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 23 Mar 2018

      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 Retweeted UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛

      Tired: Being so depressed that that all you can do some days it Tweet. Wired: Fixing your depression so you can #DeleteTwitter and #DeleteFacebook without killing yourself.https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/758193650660732929 …

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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛 @ultimape
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      The disability paperwork asked me what I do all day. I wrote "use twitter, sometimes eat". https://twitter.com/ultimape/status/555807169766248449 …
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    6. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 10 Jul 2018

      Twitter seems to be hiding my own tweets from me. Even with quality filter off.pic.twitter.com/BkclP2oCWp

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    7. UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 10 Jul 2018

      I found this thread via https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aultimape%20fast&src=typed_query … after trying in vain for different version of that other tweet. It seems to be just that hashtag.pic.twitter.com/tWTbcKkXcg

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      UltimApe  🐜 💩 💛‏ @ultimape 10 Jul 2018

      Came here to say how happy I was with my fast and confirm that focusing on regulaiting my insulin resistance via low-carb has been a great success. In focusing on insulin/microbiome/inflammation, I've managed to keep the weight off (and lost another 10lbs just sitting on my ass)

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