Not a Kitteh

@uliwitness

Programming language designer, orange juice drinker, draws. (Any pronouns)

Munich, Heidelberg, Lucerne
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2008.

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  1. prije 11 sati

    OH: "Wer hat Pizza in den Address Resolver gesteckt?! Was für eine Sauerei!"

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  2. prije 12 sati

    OH: "Hanzo Tarantino" 😄

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    Watch me play Control on Twitch!

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    Ich hab lang überlegt, an wen er mich erinnert… jetzt weiß ich’s. FARIN URLAUB.

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    The Floor is Java

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    every company should have something like this in their anti harassment policy tbh (and you know... a policy in the first place)

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    99 smartphones are transported in a handcart to generate virtual traffic jam in Google Maps. Through this activity, it is possible to turn a green street red which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route!

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    Kiwi is cute Kiwi is sleepy Kiwi fights oppression, holds space for others, admits her mistakes and apologizes freely, respects that trust is earned, and cuddles up next to her people when she feels like it Be like Kiwi

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    Amazing thread, can’t stop laughing about the smartest AI at work here. /via

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    Psssst! Kommt mal ganz nah rah. Ich hab euch was zu sagen... Diese Ghibli-Filme sind ab heute verfügbar: - Das Schloss im Himmel - Mein Nachbar Totoro - Kikis kleiner Lieferservice - Tränen der Erinnerung - Porco Rosso - Flüstern des Meeres - Die Chroniken von Erdsee

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    New comic! Morning Light

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    It's not every day that a read-after-write makes a server spend 4% of its CPU cycles in one instruction. Wrote that one up here:

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    File system failures. Logic bugs. Assets missing from binaries due to build mistakes. There’s so many vectors for “we cannot continue running”. It’s fine. Crash and find out why from the crash log. Fix it. Bug free software is a myth, so many bugs undiscovered by not failing fast

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    NB - I'm aware The Expanse exists, and it is also the best genre show out there right now. But in a very different way. Bigger. More epic. Less human, more plot-driven. That's fine, the two can sit together on that perch. Be nice to each other.

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    Titans might be the best genre show out there right now. They know what they want to be, and pull it off. There's a self-awareness of their silliness without thinking they're being funny about it. Also, they're dark, and grown-up, but still optimistic. That's rare these days.

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    My programming language has variants. All variables on the stack can assume any type. Just realized I don't have to do that for certain values, like the parameter count or return address. I can strictly type those. Gains me an extra safety net against errors in my interpreter.

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    TIL „Brunzkartler“

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    New licence: Creative Commons-Attrition Only. You can only use this code or content if you remove something else from your project.

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    This month ended about a week too early. Just realized I’d missed the deadline for testing a friend’s new app. (TestFlight link has expired) Also missed an event I meant to attend. But hey, at least I forgot to sign up in the first place.

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    I think crashing under these conditions is relatively uncontroversial. Unfortunately the definition of "couldn't possibly recover from in a sensible way" is sufficiently controversial to nullify any actual consensus.

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