It's snowing. In April. The gods are angry. Someone get me a sharp knife and a virgin, we must appease them.
These days that means sacrificing some basement dwelling reddit incel type. Not sure the gods will be pleased enough.
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Well what else am I supposed to sacrifice?!
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Well, you can always try a slightly used model. Or might I suggest a nice lamb or baby cow. Technically virginal and afterwards you get a nice veal or lambchop dinner.
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