Jana Hall

@ugobananas

Shitpost connoisseur. Ruiner of Mass Effect and All Video Games. gif warrior. My name in the mirror is anaL. I fave all your tweets. She/her.

Arkansas by way of Wisconsin
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.
Rođen/a 17. veljače

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    3. tra 2017.

    1 like = 1 shitpost

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    Don’t know what to tell you - actually all food is gay. Sorry if this offends.

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    Tariq has cracked the code. He knows about the gay bacon.

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    If you’re upset that Trump gave Rush Limbaugh a Medal of Honor for getting lung cancer just wait until Alex Jones gets syphilis.

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    when editing, you can delete words 95% of the time. You don’t need em. Just delete your entire manuscript, turn off your laptop, walk outside & find a bog, let the peat reclaim you under its mossy blanket

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    Wow I wonder why asexual teenagers feel pressured to have sex to be normal, huh?

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    Signing off an e-mail with WARM REGARDS: - boring - impersonal Signing off an e-mail with GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE, AND FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST: - unexpected - very personal - you've got your bases covered just in case they die

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    Libraries are good and I like them a lot.

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    When Nancy Pelosi said tearing up Trump’s speech was the “courteous thing to do considering the alternative” what she meant was she could have torn him a new asshole instead.

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    Two bros chillin in the hot tub~ 5 feet apart cause they're not gay

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    | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | why don’t we just vote | | and count the votes | | and the winner wins | | ___________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ

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    I walked out of that speech. The lies, the bigotry, and the shameless bragging about taking away food stamps that people depend on to live—it was all beneath the dignity of the office he occupies. Shame on this forever impeached president.

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    Please come to my zoo.

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    Nah I spent several months with a sleep therapist and discovered otherwise.

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    a popular leftist twitter person told me i should've waited until the next mass shooting to post my story on gun control so i would go viral & that's when i knew this shit is really a game to u ppl

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    If y'all see these rare amiibos you let me know

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    “She’s a MOM!” is a really weird criticism of women acting/looking sexy. How do you think many of us became moms

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    The two Boomer women behind me have been having an interesting conversation but it wasn’t until one of them dropped the phrase “the whole goat testicle situation” that I finally had to turn around

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