Ümit Özcan

@uemitoezcan

Dress up. Leave a false name. Be legendary.

London
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Joined February 2007
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  1. Mar 11

    Ramping up the running this year

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  2. Mar 10

    You know you’re getting old when you realise you’ve joined Twitter 14 years ago.

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  3. 7 Dec 2020

    Please take a moment to read...

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  4. 27 Oct 2020

    Watching The Shining again. Last time I’ve watched it was decades ago.

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  5. 19 Oct 2020

    Just watched E1 of the haunted on Netflix - good lord, how damn boring can you be? What’s up for the next episode? Is it called nothing further happens?

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  6. 28 Sep 2020

    All I wanted was to read an article.

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  7. 12 Sep 2020

    Having seen a recent picture of Nsync - Good Lord, am I really that old? Probably yes.

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  8. 8 Sep 2020

    Get a kitten they said. It’ll make you happy they said. But is there a switch off button for purring somewhere? The purring stops me from falling asleep.

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  9. 3 Sep 2020

    What the hell happened to Instagram? My feed is now full of crap I never signed up for and I hardly get to see any photos of my friends?

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  10. 3 Sep 2020

    Yemen is one step away from famine. Please donate to 's Yemen Crisis Appeal. via

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  11. 9 Aug 2020

    I think the Ford logo needs a 21st century update.

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  12. 27 Jun 2020

    I believe more more people died in Extraction than in all John Wick movies combined.

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  13. 24 Jun 2020

    If I see another erectyle dysfunction TV ad, I might actually get erectyle dysfunction.

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  14. 3 Jun 2020

    You'd think the most important part of Twitter is, you know, sending tweets. Yet the single most important button is pretty much greyed out and hidden in the top left. It took me a while to discover. And I work in UX.

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  15. 3 Jun 2020

    After a whole day of being in conference calls, what I love to see are TV ads showing conference calls. It takes a few seconds before I realise I’m not working anymore and I can scratch myself at places.

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  16. 31 May 2020

    I swear I’m going to go nuts if I see any more TV ads that feature video calls. For god’s sake - is that all ad agencies can come up these days?

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  17. 23 May 2020

    “This time we’ve made some extra tweaks and squashed some bugs.” - Yes, fuck you too.

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  18. 16 May 2020

    How can I teach my bloody phone that I mean to type ‘for’ and not ‘fir’? AI hasn’t got far, hast it?

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  19. 16 May 2020

    As a Lead User Experience Designer who has done lots of user testing: People always read e.g. as i.e. - I still do not know why.

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  20. 3 Apr 2020

    Bad UX. If I’m off by only 4P to qualify for free delivery, make it free. It’s called decency, particularly in these challenging times

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