Geoffrey Bachelet

@ubermuda

Enterprise Bullshit Solutions @ Ubisoft

Montréal, Québec
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. srp 2017.

    OH : "est-ce que 2 Michel ca fait un shell complet ?"

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    Fun fact: V2 is tested entirely without mocking frameworks. At least all the happy-paths things are integration-tested. Some error cases are forced by using home-grown stubs and a simple function hijacking setup.

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  4. 2. velj

    How tf do you *fight* firefighters and still don't understand you're the baddies?

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    31. sij

    Écoutez bien ces sages paroles adressées aux mecs qui en 2020 disent encore « not all men » très important :

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    31. sij

    I see a lot junior devs promoting their favorite framework and the way it supports their rapid development. But at the end of the day I see them asking for help for the same old story: 1+n problem, lazy-loading, large associations, giant custom queries in their "models". 1/2

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  7. 30. sij

    The number of times I have had to explore the git history of a project in my entire career is exactly 0, so tbh I don’t really care. That being said I see no reason not to enforce a linear history.

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    28. sij
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  9. 28. sij

    (Again, DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME! Write tests! Use TDD!)

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  10. 28. sij

    I can't express how much the tooling provided by the PHP community as a whole is awesome (and the individuals behind them too!)

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  11. 28. sij

    Again, definitely not advocating to not do unit test, but I must admit the level of quality you can reach by using static analysis alone is mind-boggling 🤯, ESPECIALLY considering I'm not even using psalm to its full potential (not using purity / immutability / generics stuff)

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  12. 28. sij

    (I also have deptrac, security-checker, and parallel-linter configured on this project) I must say that not only all this setup is forcing me to write not-trash code, but the number of bugs that actually passed through my git push hook is close to 0.

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  13. 28. sij

    Not advocating dropping non-static tests at all, BUT 👇 My current side project does not have unit tests, only static analysis (, , and to the strictest levels) because I am too lazy to write unit tests for it.

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    27. sij

    I'm gonna try some live streaming on Twitch while coding Redis. My first try, so will be sort. I'll start at 6 PM (Rome time), that is in 23 minutes from now. My channel:

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  15. 27. sij

    Also thanks and all the amazing Symfony community for the huge work on both the book and the framework. Y’all really make it worth it to have sticked with PHP all these years ❤️

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  16. 27. sij

    Isn’t it amazing that this mention feels so out of date? Feels like I’m 15 again.

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  17. 27. sij

    Or just don’t use « ignoreErrors » and fix your mess :p

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    27. sij

    With PHPStan 0.12.8 many developers might find they have PHPStan configured wrong 🤯 “ignoreErrors” are regular expressions, and PHPStan’s error messages often contain “|” because of union types. It needs to be escaped, otherwise the regex will filter out more than intended.

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    22. sij

    Comment fabrique-t-on le pain de mie industriel...

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    24. sij

    In support of Open Source and to celebrate 25 years of the PHP ecosystem, JetBrains will host a PHP Internals gathering and redirect part of the PhpStorm Ad budget to support individual contributors. Thanks so much for everything you do!

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  21. 23. sij

    Le seul moment où il est acceptable de ne pas respecter le code de la route c’est quand le respecter mettrait des vies en danger.

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