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@uberjim

Not just another Turkey Baster

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  1. 17 Mar 2015
  2. 7 Jul 2014

    #420 licenses are announced for State of Washington

  3. 6 Feb 2014

    RE: Stringfellow & Miles - CUT THESE BOZOS FROM UW! Learn from Pete Carroll - if they r not a good fit, get rid of them!

  4. 31 Oct 2013

    Much better to be a turkey on a day like today. Life as a pumpkin sucks!

  5. 7 Jun 2013

    Stopped watching since is not offering a decent iPad app. Wish would drop them. BTW: I LOVE !

  6. 27 Apr 2013

    LOVE the visuals I have with this from "Once the cow's been milked, there's no squirting the cream back up her udder..."

  7. 3 Mar 2013

    You think my name is stupid? Check out these domain names! (LMAO!)

  8. 24 Nov 2012

    Whew! Made it through another year without being the sacrifice at Thanksgiving! People should eat LAMB at Thanksgiving. Read the Bible!

  9. 18 Jan 2012

    snowy morning

  10. 3 Sep 2011

    I'm wondering how I lived without these bad boys!

  11. 4 Aug 2011

    Stock market needs to get a grip! Nothing to fear but fear itself (and perhaps Thanksgiving dinner)

  12. 27 Jul 2011

    The price of turkey basters will go up if we don't get the debt ceiling raised. On the other hand, demand will skyrocket :-)

  13. 27 Jul 2011

    Obama AND GOP give turkeys a bad name! "Gobble, gobble, gobble" used to be such a good thing.

  14. 27 Jul 2011

    Obama AND GOP willing 2 lose America to protect their interests. Both sides need to bite the bullet and "just say yes now!" !

  15. 6 Jul 2011

    Q: Would you sleep with ? A: Well, perhaps if she was handcuffed and face down so I wouldn't have to look at her eyes.

  16. 4 Jul 2011

    Summertime is finally here! Time to hit the beach and grab some rays!

  17. 3 Jun 2011

    Now folks understand the teasing that goes with your name. I often hear, "Turkey breasts & thighs are yummy. How bout yours?"

  18. 25 Mar 2011

    Seems like more people are into thighs than breasts cause they're so juicy.

  19. 15 Jan 2011

    ***WARNING*** The national weather service has issued a Falling Bear warning for Chicago this Sunday starting at 1:00 p.m (10:00 A.M PST).

  20. 26 Dec 2010

    Early adopters/evangelizers are iPhone users. Hint: Have you noticed Blackberry users are the same people who had AOL accounts?

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