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It's like a FitBit for your vagina! - The Vibrator of the Future Is Here:http://mic.com/articles/112886/a-pair-of-entrepreneurs-want-to-make-sure-every-woman-gets-the-pleasure-she-deserves …
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#420 licenses are announced for State of Washington http://420inthe206.com/420RetailerMap-2014-07-06 …
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RE: Stringfellow & Miles - CUT THESE BOZOS FROM UW!
#UWHuskies Learn from Pete Carroll - if they r not a good fit, get rid of them!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Much better to be a turkey on a day like today. Life as a pumpkin sucks!
#Halloweenpic.twitter.com/SFHj2HDHKN
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Stopped watching
@MadMen_AMC since#AMC is not offering a decent iPad app. Wish#DirecTV would drop them. BTW: I LOVE@HBOGO!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
LOVE the visuals I have with this from
#GameOfThrones "Once the cow's been milked, there's no squirting the cream back up her udder..."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
You think my name is stupid? Check out these domain names! http://read.bi/lQN9Du (LMAO!)
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Whew! Made it through another year without being the sacrifice at Thanksgiving! People should eat LAMB at Thanksgiving. Read the Bible!
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snowy morning
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Stock market needs to get a grip! Nothing to fear but fear itself (and perhaps Thanksgiving dinner)
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The price of turkey basters will go up if we don't get the debt ceiling raised. On the other hand, demand will skyrocket :-)
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Obama AND GOP give turkeys a bad name! "Gobble, gobble, gobble" used to be such a good thing.
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Obama AND GOP willing 2 lose America to protect their interests. Both sides need to bite the bullet and "just say yes now!"
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Q: Would you sleep with
#CaseyAnthony? A: Well, perhaps if she was handcuffed and face down so I wouldn't have to look at her eyes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Summertime is finally here! Time to hit the beach and grab some rays!
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Now folks understand the teasing that goes with your name. I often hear, "Turkey breasts & thighs are yummy. How bout yours?"
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Seems like more people are into thighs than breasts cause they're so juicy.
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***WARNING*** The national weather service has issued a Falling Bear warning for Chicago this Sunday starting at 1:00 p.m (10:00 A.M PST).
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Early adopters/evangelizers are iPhone users. Hint: Have you noticed Blackberry users are the same people who had AOL accounts?
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