Uber "PADI Open Water Certified" Brady

@uberbrady

Trophy husband of . She likes my butt. I like to computer and sometimes people pay me to. Former bassist. Recovering Libertarian. Pronouns: he/him

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Joined March 2008

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    My experiments with React are going well so far:

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  2. I'm begging of you please don't take-O my man

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  3. Feb 1

    Apple’s wearable group (YOY growth of 37%) is now bigger than McDonald’s and would be a Fortune 150 company. If spun, would likely be one of the 20 most valuable firms in the world.

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  4. so this is a table inside the default mysql table structure, ostensibly in every installation on the planet. My assumption is that "these are here because someone deliberately asked for each and every one" - but if I'm wrong ... there's a story here, and i wanna hear it :D

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  5. Jan 28

    It was a complete fantasy that suddenly everyone could afford a private driver, servants fetching food, and assistants running errands without workers being exploited AND simultaneously creating multi-billion dollar gig-app companies. Complete fucking fantasy.

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  9. I was just looking for a cybersecurity stock photo when I realized the internet has ruined me.

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  10. Jan 24

    Good tech ain't worth crap if you can't sell it or market it. If you're an engineer who wants to start a company, make friends with some business people. They're worth getting to know.

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  11. Jan 9

    Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of "Lean on Me" made entirely of samples of Homer saying "d'oh".

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  12. Jan 23

    So my uncle Wangchuk is a traditional Tibetan artist and he made this Tibetan thangka version of the cat meme.

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  14. I love this stupid weird thing

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  17. Jan 17

    Best thing I’ve seen in 2020 so far. 😂

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  18. This was a fucking amazing dive. Scary. Exciting. Swimming through history.

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  20. Just watched Rise of Skywalker again and my new favorite part is at the very end when Chewbacca turns directly to the camera and says in a Brooklyn accent, “Ayyyyyyy, now THAT, my friend, is what I call Star Wars.”

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  21. Jan 15

    [first day as a food blogger] boss: why are u late me: it was a chilly morning, which can make my cat sprinkles a little anxious. i reached out lovingly to calm him, but when i did- boss: fuck lol ur good

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