Tom DAVIS

@uberbaud

Coffee drinking reader-walker. Plus beer.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2008.
Rođen/a 23. ožujka

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    2. velj

    This is the best thing you'll see today 😍

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    29. sij

    NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP IN FLORIDA: My dog got eaten by an alligator in the middle of a hurricane MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN FLORIDA: my mom is at a waterpark wearing neon pink sunblock like it’s redneck woad and I’m pretending I don’t know her

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    27. sij

    Amazing: a trail of termites (up) and a trail of ants (down), both protected by a row of their soldiers in a stand-off, without fighting. from

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    25. sij

    this thing makes a cool sound

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    25. sij

    Hear me out... a car that is not self driving, but comes equipped with an AI trained with Yankee folk know-how about driving. Like how far below “empty” you can really go before running out of fuel, or how fast you have to be going on the Pike to be noticed by the Staties.

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    24. sij

    "[They] lack the fickleness to live as they wish, and just live as they have begun." Seneca

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    Opportunity knocks and I answer, sure I do, don't you? I've got the chain on the door. Opportunity leaves. Bye.

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    21. sij

    Great job! When I see incoming spam call, I answer and say: "It's done. But there's blood everywhere."

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    21. sij

    Meryl Streep used "Little Women" to announce she will be our new Maggie Smith and we all just went with it.

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    20. sij

    “What man actually needs is not a tensionless state but rather the striving and struggling for some goal worthy of him.” – Viktor Frankl

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    20. sij

    When Drag Race crowned ~two~ winners in All Stars 5, it was a tacit admission that the show’s power had evaporated . Anyways

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    Due to I have suddenly found myself with lots of free time ;) After contributing to for 3 years and working on DevTools for 8 years I'm looking for remote positions. If you have space for a quirky Brit give me a shout.

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    18. sij

    I wanna have a black tie party that's just sitting around in my apartment watching trashy reality TV. Full length gowns, tiara, hair and make up, shredded cheese from the bag, nothing but The Circle

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    18. sij

    "Were born to feel ‘nice’? Instead of doing things and experiencing them? Don’t you see the plants, the birds, the ants and spiders and bees going about their individual tasks, putting the world in order, as best they can?" – Marcus Aurelius

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    17. sij

    I was going to say Betty White's the ideal celebrity but she's actually the ideal person: hilarious, charitable, and just wants to play games all day. We need more of these people to last a century.

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    I’m about to cry, knowing that I will never be as swagger as this man right here.

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    16. sij
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    14. sij

    “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius

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    11. sij

    “The best scoop is a scoop of ice cream,” 10-year-old tells me upon learning I’m a reporter.

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    6. sij

    “as per my previous email,” • corporate • passive aggressive • doesn’t convey level of rage “It’s amazing you can type when you can’t even read” • spicy • opportunity to attach a photo of aloe vera for their burn • can say “it was a compliment” when you are disciplined

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