Carla/urban_mermaid

@u_m

City dwelling naiad. Instigator of social interactions. Detective of life and living. Mentally stimulated. A joy to be around.

san francisco, ca
Joined December 2006

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Jun 2017

    Post for no reason other than Microwave Library would be a great name for a band.

    Microwave oven covered in signs that say "free little library" and "donate a book, borrow a book, gift a book"
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  2. 7 hours ago

    Seriously folks. We have a great data science team!

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  3. Apr 4

    Neighborhood kids clearly have a sidewalk art chalk off. On one corner “Hoppy Easter!” and the other “Congrats Papa on your halibut big catch!”

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  4. Mar 31

    Last few hours! Love cocktails and comic books? 's Kickstarter wraps up today.

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  5. Mar 28

    Dranks tonight to celebrate his new cocktail comic?

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  6. Mar 23

    Soooo, some church leaders aren't happy: "we reject any moves toward autocratic political leadership and authoritarian rule. … They raise deeper concerns about political idolatry, accompanied by false and unconstitutional notions of authority."

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  7. Mar 23

    Teenager shows up at house for all of 20 minutes. There are now four dirty dishes and a dish towel *covered* in pasta sauce.

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  8. Mar 15

    I’ve seen play with a full band, with Aimee Mann, in a duo, and with just a guitar on his own. Delightful.

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  9. Mar 15

    OMG! I was at this Alice Bag show. I will be able to sing along to "77" for a long time:

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  10. Mar 13
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  11. Mar 9

    Just gave a young entrepreneur my drink tickets so you know I can pay it forward.

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  12. Mar 7

    Woooo! I get to hang with a bunch of amazing creators!

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  13. Mar 1

    It's another moment - plus, who can pass up a comic about cocktails and magic?

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  14. Feb 26

    Literally never garlic cooking in a pan could be so... sensual.

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  15. Feb 23

    First post I’ve written for Patreon - thanks to all the amazing creators who were there. Looking forward to the next one!

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  16. Feb 20
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  17. Feb 11

    8:15 this morning a friend called and left a voice mail. My mind raced with horrible possibilities. They only wanted to chat and catchup but they never start with a phone call. Friends, please just text. Phone calls mean terrible things.

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  18. Feb 10

    Totally behind changing the language in this way.

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  19. Feb 9

    Wow! Thanks . That is quite the adult beverage: Annoyance

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  20. Feb 8
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  21. Feb 6

    Rev. Ayanna is one of my favorite people ever and it's SO fantastic she got this award. She has made me a better person and makes the world a better place.

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