Max Karl Key

@typicalspoon

makin' stuff, the best stuff i can make

portland OR
blog.typicalspoon.com
Joined April 2009
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  1. 1 hour ago

    dusky looks

  2. 2 hours ago

    super tasty assyrian food was had up in oly this weekend @ Nineveh Assyrian Food Truck

  3. 19 hours ago

    we bout to mountain goats 🐐 :^D @ Crystal Ballroom

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    "millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny

    132 replies 51,208 retweets 124,013 likes
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    Jun 4

    again, one of the larger concerns of an increasingly organized far right willing to use violence is stuff like this.

    Challenger to immigrant-baiting Iowa Republican Steve King drops out, citing death threats. Kim Weaver's statement:
    1 reply 57 retweets 59 likes
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    Jun 3

    RT if you understand why.

    Don't really understand why American president is more eager to speak out on London terrorism deaths than Portland terrorism deaths.
    138 replies 14,774 retweets 11,965 likes
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    Jun 4

    this man is all of us just living our lives while 2017 happens lol

    Man mowing lawn with tornado behind him says he "was keeping an eye on it."
    132 replies 27,774 retweets 51,085 likes
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    Jun 4

    Kids, in 30 years, don't justify the racism of your parents as them being a product of their time. I'm from that time & THEY SUCKED THEN TOO

    13 replies 1,153 retweets 3,959 likes
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    Jun 3

    it would be so lovely if millennials really did have the power to END all things that displeased us instead of just less money than everyone

    5 replies 367 retweets 1,067 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS CLIMATE PROTECTED

    1,928 replies 367,165 retweets 139,948 likes
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    Jun 3

    Capitalism is an interesting thing because it's not really subject to forces of the market, but instead what baby boomers feel entitled to.

    10 replies 32 retweets 149 likes
  12. Jun 3

    ah, having to update yr POS app while tabling at a con…thankfully the free wifi here is fast and stable

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    A throwback that is, alas, tailor-made for today.

    27 replies 4,590 retweets 6,000 likes
  14. Jun 2

    guess i'm mostly a rt'er lately, hmm

  15. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    FAILED? ALL I SEE ARE DOGS THAT ARE NOT WILLING TO BE NARCS

    The are seeking people to adopt dogs who failed TSA training or are retired:
    141 replies 19,410 retweets 52,272 likes
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    May 30

    let's arrest people for their art but then use the art style to gentrify the area we kicked them all out from

    Iconic graffiti haven will be replaced with luxury rentals that will have faux graffiti on the property.
    91 replies 17,536 retweets 31,232 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 2
    Replying to

    here's dow chemical, the perpetrator of the worst industrial disaster in history and the second largest producer of toxic waste

    4 replies 177 retweets 299 likes
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    Jun 2
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    [sighing] of course there's more. here's ikea. they decimated an ancient forest in russia and then lied about it 5 years ago

    3 replies 182 retweets 331 likes
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    Jun 2
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    here's microsoft, a company that purposefully wasted electricity in 2012 to avoid getting fined

    8 replies 298 retweets 508 likes
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    Jun 2
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    here's amazon, a company who greenpeace ranked last among 14 top tech companies on the environment in 2014

    4 replies 354 retweets 619 likes

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