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Tyler Sanford
@tylersanford21
head cow is always grazing
naptownBorn August 9, 1994Joined September 2009
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Buddy, you have to factor in all the fun you had gambling. Tough to put a price on that.
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U made me lose $50k
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and now he’s starting for the New York Jets. truly an unbelievable career
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Happy for everyone finding out now that Mike White’s career has been incredible since day one. This man wrote Orange County (2002), School of Rock (2003) and Nacho Libre (2006), three of the best comedies of the aughts!!! He wrote on Freaks and Geeks!! Come on now!!!!
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Jeff Saturday Addressed The Media And The Colts Are Now Super Bowl Favorites barstoolsports.com/blog/3443668/j
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UPDATE…
The $6 Million Survivor winner take all Challenge is now down to 115 people…
I’m STILL one of them.
IF I win, I will fly YOU (and a guest) 1st class to the Super Bowl w/ me. Hotel, SB tickets and 5K cash included.
To ENTER again, RT, Like and Follow
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BIG NEWS…
The $6 Million Survivor Challenge is down to 123 people…
I am one of those.
IF I win, I will fly YOU (and a guest) 1st Class to this year’s Super Bowl with me. Hotel, Super Bowl tickets and 5K cash also included.
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my love language is cooking elaborate meals screaming at everyone to get out of the kitchen then loudly announcing the food was NOT MY BEST and waiting for compliments
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some of u are freaking out right now cause it’s almost halftime and nobody’s touched ur buffalo chicken dip
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ASSEMBLY HALL IS ROCKING
INDIANA BEATS #4 PURDUE
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Waiter at sushi restaurant: “…yeah my dad paid all that money to get vaccinated and still got covid”
Sir your dad is most certainly not vaxxed
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Gravity Footwear | @Joey_Khamis
Gravity Footwear is a collection of 25 unique 3D shoe concepts, and this Twitter thread outlines how the designs were put together: twitter.com/Joey_Khamis/st
The NFTs: opensea.io/collection/gra
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A THREAD about my first NFT collection called Gravity Footwear
25 unique 1 of 1 digital footwear concepts (3D file included 
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All designed in VR
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I was today years old when I learned that some of y’all were today years old when you learned that Alaska is not an island and is connected to Canada.
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Me finally listening to that 12 year old’s album that’s been shoved down my throat for the last week
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why do we pretend astronauts have a hard job all they do is float and squirt toothpaste into the air
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Me trying to remember if you can see who votes for what in your poll on Twitter before voting on this twitter.com/Karaafaithh/st
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my favorite part of getting the vaccine this morning was the celebratory mouth kiss from the person who gave me the shot
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Whenever companies or automated services text me I always respond with “I love you.” I did it to my apartment complex a few months ago and they ignored me (still salty) until today when I sent in my vacating notice
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The wildest part about the company I work for getting a cameo from Carole Baskin for our yearly kickoff meeting is the fact that she killed her husband
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About a week out from closing on a house and at this point I’m too afraid to ask anyone what escrow is
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A lot of people know about the “Jeep wave” but did you know that when Honda fit drivers pass each other we pull over and make out
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People in Vegas rn talmbout countin cards 😳😳 go out and count some ballots 😂😂😂
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Me explaining the electoral college to my Norwegian clients at 6am this morning
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tonight we finally answer the question– can good things happen? or only bad things? excited to find out
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News reporter: “we know the democrats were more likely to vote early, and the republicans were more likely to show up today”
People who posted their I voted stickers 12 hours ago:
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Philip Rivers will dish out some smack talk any time he can
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