300 million Americans show up at the Chinese embassy "Dude he doesn't mean anything by it he's just an asshole. Let's not make this a thing"
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"I swear the majority of us didn't even vote for the guy. We're just gonna take him home now. We're leaving right away, I swear"
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Ha ha this is literally the job Romney is interviewing for, that's why the entrance exam is a gauntlet of craven self-abasement and begging
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Of course Romney has to compete with Trump's other drinking buddy "Mad Dog", the dude who's always chortling "YEAH DONNY FUCK HIM UP"
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Fuck this is assuming he even hires Romney. If it's Giuliani or Gingrich Donny's whole squad will be pounding the tables cheering
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Donald's enabling bros all getting out their phones "He's totally gonna say some shit tonight and the global consequences gonna be lit af"
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"When Donald starts running his mouth in public start recording cuz you know it'll be



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America, driving home with a puke-covered Trump in the backseat. America's girlfriend: "I just don't understand why you elected this guy"
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"I don't want to talk about it" "But you knew he was like this when you met him -" "I SAID I don't want to talk about it"
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"I know he's your buddy but maybe if you let him deal with his own shit he'd finally get help" *sigh* "I can't, he has my nuclear codes"
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Precedentwise probably a bad idea to give POTIS fake nuclear codes BUT it's not like he'd *know*...
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Replying to @TylerMoody @arthur_affect
you know the actual code was "0000000" for like 60 years.
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