Tyler Evans

@TylerBrettEvans

I used to be somebody, now I'm somebody else.

Georgia, USA
Joined March 2013
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  1. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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  2. Retweeted
    4 Jul 2014

    Happy 4th of July or as dogs call it, 'Canine/11'

    47 replies 1,036 retweets 2,749 likes
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  3. Jul 3

    I love England so much... Except for July 4th. That's one of the most American things about me.

    2 replies 6 likes
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  4. Jul 3

    Someone apparently spit dip into the urinal, but I didn't notice until after I was finished. That was a terrifying 10 seconds.

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  5. Jun 23

    If everyone who followed me donated $1, we could change this kid's life. Please RT.

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  6. Jun 22

    A dear friends son needs a new ear. They are 2k short. Please donate what you can:

    1 reply 12 retweets 19 likes
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  7. Jun 1

    Literally me this weekend:

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  8. May 27

    Nothing quite like putting everything on the line and waiting with bated breath to make you feel alive.

    1 reply 13 likes
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  9. May 27

    I have a tattoo of Mark Twain on my right arm. So far, it has been mistaken for: Edgar Allan Poe Col. Sanders Joseph Stalin

    3 replies 35 likes
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  10. May 25

    I got a tattoo tonight from this rad girl named Delwyn. She's 19, and has been tattooing since she was 12! She told me she's been working 7 days a week since she graduated high school. I hope that if I have a son or daughter one day, they turn out just like her.

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  11. May 24

    To the person who needs to read this: You don't have to stalk my twitter. Just message me if you want to talk. If you want to see me, I'm easily found.

    3 replies 21 likes
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  12. May 21

    Look for me in one of the post-credits scenes from today's Randomland Adventures!

    4 replies 41 likes
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  13. May 19

    The truth is: My ex is a good person. Our break up was my fault. I shouldn't be tweeting shitty things about her. That's juvenile and uncool. Please hold me accountable in the future.

    5 replies 23 likes
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  14. May 19

    As a long time fan, and an unemotional observer, I'm ready to declare the Game of Thrones series finale: Worst of all time.

    3 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
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  15. May 19

    "Will you wash your butt so we can go get some BBQ?" -Bae.

    1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    May 18

    A step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

    2 replies 128 retweets 502 likes
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  17. May 18

    I stepped in a hole last night and my ankle made a sound like someone cracking their neck. Probably fine, right?

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  18. Retweeted
    May 13

    I LOVE my hometown

    Two IHOP employees arrested after fight over wrong order spills into parking lot Saturday in Dalton
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  19. May 9

    My life is going pretty well these days, but it would be perfect if I could bring my dog to work with me.

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  20. May 5

    Unpopular Opinion: Game of Thrones is seriously shitting the bed this season.

    2 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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