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now i just need to clear everything else out of the room so i can do VR stuff. empty rooms are the new gaming setup.

And there's a damn leaf in it.

And now she's spinning in circles barking at it and I don't know what to do, so I just reach down and pull it out.

She's got a piece of poop stuck in her butt and its swinging around and little pieces are flying off, poop everywhereee

But before I can get up I hear her yelp and then I see her bolting at me full speed and it takes a second before I realize what's going on.

So I'm watching Netflix and maybe 5 minutes later I notice she's wandered into the next room and I know what that means: poop time.

The puppy didn't want to poop this morning, so I take her upstairs and figure I'll take her out again in 15 cus I know she has to.

If you ask me, the pickle is more important than the dog. I have a lot more to say on this topic, will revisit later.

I feel like the rhyming thing is to make all our headlines sound stupid

That means you'll need a generously sized bun, for sure, but I won't compromise on this.

If you want a good hotdog, you're gonna need a good pickle: a crisp spear (not too sweet!) that runs the length of the dog

its april 1st and you know what that means... time to pay the rent for april!!

a goof for the ages https://twitter.com/suicidesquadwb/status/715901549755699200 …

Every day on twitter is a day for fools, imo

who uses digg anymore anyway