Bisexual men are so valid like soooooooooo fucking valid
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last year when i was too lazy to eat actual meals so i’d have a 600 calorie iced coffee and starbucks cake pop everyday
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Been working out and eating more protein for months now and can barely tell a difference i’m about to go back to abusing adderall and drinking 4 black coffees a day
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everything is blue his pills his hands his jeans
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If i think ur faking it then u are
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Hey! Reminder to raise your standards before accusing someone of faking bisexuality!
Just using basic dating pool statistics, there's a >50% chance if you're bi, all 7 ppl on average you date in your life will be the opposite sex just because straight people outnumber gay ppl!
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none of you understand what it was like to be 17 during quarantine when phoebe bridgers released punisher like i cried everyday for MONTHS
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it’s so hot when a guy avoids seed oils suns his balls and takes magnesium
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Letterboxd in bio twitter mad as hell in the quotes like okay then
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saw speak now TV announcement at a red light and almost rear ended car in front of me bc i jumped
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if you ever wanna stir the pot just accuse a straight man who lifts weights of using steroids works like a charm
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taking steroids isn’t that big of a deal people on here are way too dramatic about it
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drinking pre workout and listening to stronger by kanye west while i pace in circles around my room
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