Texas ChainPaw Massacre

@txchainpawmass

Saving animals one horror movie at a time. Check out some below to adopt your own lookalike!

New York, NY
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Joined April 2019
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    31 Aug 2020

    Hi! Nice to meet you!

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  2. Mar 16

    We could have gone with far more of the bunny puppet in "Caveat" (2020) but at least we get this adorable dog who–spoiler alert–gets the BEST ending possible. Adopt COLTON and give him the best life possible.

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  3. Mar 10

    Poor Tova is doomed from the start in "Hunter Hunter" (2020) but at least he gets to live with until his demise. Adopt HAPPY who will get to live with YOU ... which probably isn't better than but we can't help you with that.

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  4. Mar 8

    Shout out to these badass women on . Spoiler alert. It’s us 😉

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  5. Mar 8

    It was so sweet to see Clint Howard get emotional on about adorable Fred's death in "Evilspeak" (1981). To quote Mr Howard, we couldn't wait to see you get possessed & "kill all them motherfuckers". Maybe he should adopt cutie POPPY DAISEY

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  6. Mar 7

    Anytime we "come back" from a hiatus we will make the same 'back from the dead' reference a la Church from "Pet Sematary" (1989). It will never get old & who wouldn’t want to see his face again? Want to see a similar face every single day? Adopt WHIMPY 

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    Jan 18

    Jaime and Tami of joined me to talk about 2009’s Orphan, and we had a blast. Be sure to check out Texas Chain Paw Massacre and give some love to the animals in your life. Let me know what you think of the episode!

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  8. Jan 4

    If you ever wanted to listen to us go OFF on that pool scene in Showgirls for an hour and a half, we’ve got a treat for you over at !!

    We're back with another fun filled episode and what better way to kick the year off than in the company of good friends. joins us again, this time for a Paul Verhoeven double feature. Listen to us talk Total Recall & Showgirls!!!
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  9. 9 Nov 2021

    Why are our dogs the cutest ever?

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  10. 18 Sep 2021

    Check out our friends at FFS podcast and listen to us go off the rails discussing the movie Twins. Nope not some hidden horror gem - The 1988 comedy “classic” 😉

    Happy Friday everyone! Episode 7: Twins is up and this time we are joined by the lovely ladies of . Sorry, I keep getting distracted by Danny DeVito's o-face in the pic that I have nothing clever to write lol. Enjoy!
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  11. 10 Sep 2021

    WHO DID THIS YOU ARE OUR HERO 🤣🤣😍😍💯💯

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    A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂
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  12. 9 Sep 2021

    💜💜💜💜

    Just wrapped a wonderful sit down with jaime & Tami of where we covered 1988's Twins. Are they twins? Nope! But goddamn, did they bring the spirit and dress to the show!!
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  13. 4 Sep 2021

    We can’t wait! 💜 you guys!

    Whew, what a week! Ida was a nasty bitch so we got a busy week lined up! We're covering The Astrologer w/ and Twins w/ . And as always Caitlin is rocking shit on and Joe will be on Thor's w/ covering The Seventh Curse.
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  14. 1 Sep 2021

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  15. 1 Sep 2021

    We're a little torn here. While we love you Benny (and hope you love us too), we can’t condone the treatment of Precious in "Benny Loves You" (2019). Adopt DIVA DOTTIE, but keep her away from your stuffed animals, for fear of retaliation.  Ohhhh wow.

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  16. 31 Aug 2021

    So fun chatting with Who’s There about animals and horror!!

    If there’s anything I love more than horror movies, it’s animal welfare so I was STOKED to chat with the creators of , Jaime and Tami, this week on the podcast:
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  17. 24 Aug 2021

    Brave boy Diego never stops protecting his human in "Becky" (2020), even after a super unpleasant (and hard to watch) encounter with Robert Maillet. Adopt your own brave boy ZYAN.

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  18. 20 Aug 2021

    Poor Madeleine from "All Cheerleaders Die" (2013) really proves the 9 life cat theory, but hey, we're just happy to see her keep coming back. Give ROCKY one amazing life with you!

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  19. 18 Aug 2021

    What happens when you try to fit Jaws 1-3 in one movie, cast fake Hulk Hogan, add foul language, a paralyzed kid & the mafia? You get "Cruel Jaws"(1995). A movie we can't begin to describe or understand. Just know it exists & has a pup in it. Adopt LILLIE

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  20. 17 Aug 2021

    We watched (2020) this weekend & having been a hair stylist (one of us), we can't say we disagree with the scalping 😜. While was haunting, we feel Pepper was the real star of the movie Want a tiny star of your own? Adopt MANDY?

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  21. 19 Jul 2021

    There are resources currently available at to inform you of how to get involved and speak out for this beautiful species 🦈💙

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