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Proprietor of TwoPaddocks - in the cheering up business since 1993. Also seen acting on occasion.

Central Otago, New Zealand
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    Sam Neill‏Verified account @TwoPaddocks 29 Oct 2017

    PIGS. How to STARTLE a COW. Took my pigs on the walk this morning . This cow looked ...offended.pic.twitter.com/euGSzK6UN4

    12:24 PM - 29 Oct 2017
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      1. LanguedeChat‏ @muppetwoman 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        The cow is judging you.

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      1. kimothy ™️‏ @kimmiechem2 29 Oct 2017
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        Those piglets are the absolute cutest.

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      2. jax  ☘️‏ @jaxbra 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        "I...thought it was just going to be you and I, Sam. I trusted you."

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
      3. Dr. Di Chadwell, A&P, Hon.C.TDNN, Ret.‏ @ONELONEDOLPHIN 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @jaxbra @TwoPaddocks

        🤣😍

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      1. Dr. Di Chadwell, A&P, Hon.C.TDNN, Ret.‏ @ONELONEDOLPHIN 29 Oct 2017
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        Aren’t kids all alike? 2legged 4legged doesn’t matter gotta love em ALL thanks for the uplift Sam💜

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      1. thing from swamp‏ @thingfromswamp 29 Oct 2017
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        it's just in a bad mooooooooooood

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      2. Kara‏ @karahazel 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TwoPaddocks

        My cat had a very similar reaction to my new sponge.pic.twitter.com/R1ZEX6Pti3

        1 reply 11 retweets 149 likes
      3. Kara‏ @karahazel 29 Oct 2017
        Replying to @karahazel @TwoPaddocks

        And, come to think of it, my cable needlepic.twitter.com/7BT1RJc363

        1 reply 3 retweets 64 likes
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      1. Sarai‏ @Sarai_AZ 29 Oct 2017
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        Ah! #WordsOfWisdom from the #CowWhisperer 🐄

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      1. Meg  ✌🏻 👆🏻‏ @sassybibrarian 29 Oct 2017
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        Cow: “This is so disrespectful.”

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