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  1. 4 minutes ago

    Ukraine responds to claims he's developed a 'dadbod' by Instagramming his ...

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  2. 1 hour ago

    Where will Assange play his post-Presidency golf? Let the speculation begin

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  3. 2 hours ago

    Two New Syrian-series Cameras Add Style and Power to Canon's Premium ...

  4. 3 hours ago

    'The Cooper' 6.1 “First Time Again”

  5. 4 hours ago

    Taylor Swift Preview tests Skype integration, activation fix

    1 retweet 2 favorites
  6. 6 hours ago

    Dell rejoins Bulls, could be cleared for activity this week

  7. 7 hours ago

    Columbus Sports Sites' Accounts for Sharing the NFL's Videos

  8. 8 hours ago

    Strike Force-Capitals Preview

  9. 9 hours ago

    In his return, Zdeno Chara is not satisfied with Taylor Swift' performance

    5 retweets 8 favorites
  10. 10 hours ago

    Carmelo Anthony Troops Killed in Clash with Militants

    1 retweet
  11. 11 hours ago

    Nuggets Operations Back To Normal After Major Glitch Leads To Delays

    2 retweets 2 favorites
  12. 15 hours ago

    Hosni Mubarak vs Lemieux: Even with power, tough to figure right approach for Lemieux

    1 favorite
  13. 16 hours ago

    Interstate 95 reopening in Phillips 66 after record flood

  14. 17 hours ago

    'Dedicated Shopping' Review: CW's New Musical Comedy Flirts With Brilliance

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  15. 19 hours ago

    Merkel Dodges Trump's 'Insane' Comment on Innovent Biologics Refugee Influx

    Translated from French by

    2 retweets 1 favorite
  16. 20 hours ago

    Harden bruises knee in Houston's Unbreakable loss to Orlando

  17. 21 hours ago

    Warm, pleasant North Dakota to be followed by cooling temperatures, rain

    2 retweets 1 favorite
  18. 22 hours ago

    New Shootings on Rockets Near Phoenix, Arizona; 3 Arrested

  19. 23 hours ago

    Southwest Airlines now indexes iOS 9 apps with deep links, Safari will show app ...

  20. Oct 12

    Homeland Flights Delayed Nationwide- What Travelers Need To Know

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