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it's time to play....DENNIS FROM IASIP OR 1987 LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM! pic.twitter.com/jPz0e3LmRB
tim lott is the kind of man who would be furious at not winning a pub quiz because 'he knows everything just not the questions asked'
1 favorite'tim can you help me with the recycling' 'I ONCE EMPTIED THE KITCHEN BIN IS THIS NOT ENOUGH WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH'
1 favorite'tim please dont put foil in the microwave, its incredibly dangerous' 'I NEED TO SEE THE EVIDENCE FOR MYSELF WHERE IS YOUR PROOF'
2 favorites'tim can u not leave wet towels on the carpet pls' 'i cut the grass last week' 'that isn't rele-' 'MY EXISTENCE IS SUCH A PROBLEM FOR YOU'
imagine living with tim lott. 'would you like some ketchup with that?' 'no, im alright thanks' 'WHY IS EVERYTHING I DO WRONG'
1 favoritei pitch 6 episodes of them two in an interview room trying to psych each other out
hang on, a third series of the fall? hmm. dnt care about the story tbh, any excuse to watch gillian and j dornan looking broody and fit
1 retweet 1 favoritebrb just going to curl up in a corner
why the fuck would i begin the day listening to both sides now
1 favorite'A row over food'
breakfast food for tea always
already furious at how shit the cgi elephant will be
1 favoriteFINALLY A LIVE ACTION DUMBO
goddammit @ArchedEyebrowBR I've listened to don't let the sun go down on me 4 times already since I got home
If you don't lose your shit when George Michael says, 'ladies and gentlemen, Mr Elton John', then we have nothing more to say to each other.
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listen to at my most beautiful and try not to have EXCESSIVE FEELINGS
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