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How best to review a year as crazy as 2019? I mean, it kind of has to be in limericks, right?
#YearInReview#2019inReview#theyearthatwas2019#2019in5lineshttps://twitmericks.com/2019/12/31/blond-ambition-2019-in-review/ …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
Well the President’s speech will be raucous While on facebook the Russians still stalk us And the Democrats’ plot To vote out the rot? Let’s fuck up the Iowa Caucus!!
#IowaFiasco#IowaCaucuses2020#HandMarkedPaperBallots#HandMarkedPaperBallots!Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Israeli spy chiefs were disgraced For loving tahini's great taste, And sending their spies For West Bank supplies Of Palestine's sesame paste.
#tahini#Israelhttps://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-israeli-commander-dismissed-for-ordering-spy-to-procure-palestinian-tahini-1.8473882 …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Fellow limerick lovers, if you're partial to the odd iambic pentameter, I can recommend following
@AJ_Smith_Writes , who will turn the news into a sonnet, if you wonnet.https://twitter.com/AJ_Smith_Writes/status/1217962648974827520 …
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Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
Kudos, rhyming "Kansas" is tough. I chose a different poetic structure.pic.twitter.com/jH88VjspF4
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A fellow who's miseducated Thought Super Bowl stars should be fêted, But baffled the fans as He glorified Kansas - Geography-wise, Trump mis-stated. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/feb/02/trump-kansas-city-missouri-super-bowl-tweet …
#KansasCity#KansasCityKansas#KansasCityMissouri#WereNotInKansasAnyMoreHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
"We're out!" say the Tories, with glee "How fantastic our lives will now be! When it benefits few, We'll just blame the EU, And bullshit continuously!"
@twitmerickshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/feb/01/brexit-day-one-johnson-pledges-no-concessions-to-eu …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
The Brexiters got their solution And left the EU institution. In a similar way, The Senate said Nay And abandoned the whole Constitution
#Brexit#ImpeachmentHearing@twitmericks@Libericks@LimerickingHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Not a limerick, but desperate times call for desperate rhymes.https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1223401919386923008 …
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A shorter queue for EU passport bearers, A zone that's blue for nothing-to-declarers, No roaming charge when one rings, These foolish things Remind me of EU.
#BrexitReality#IamEuropean#NotMyBrexitHvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Another story spotted by
@johnthejack - thanks!https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1222503346126381056 …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Aviva is getting some stick For taking the actual mick - Its mailout recycles A letter for Michaels To every Tom, Harry or Dick.
#aviva#Michaelhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-51235939?__twitter_impression=true …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Top clergymen say do not bed Your partner unless straight and wed, Provoking a clash As churchgoers bash The bishops, and slam what was said.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jan/27/laughing-stock-letter-from-clergy-attacks-c-of-es-guidance-on-sex …
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Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
The Space Force will soon be on guard In areas darkened and starred, With new expeditions Reprising the missions Of Armstrong and Captain Picard
@Libericks@Limericking@twitmericks#spaceforcelogopic.twitter.com/sTFcvvP7h8
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Banana skins get a high ranking From men on the internet wanking But irritate cocks, According to docs, So leave them to monkeys, when spanking.https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/doctors-beg-men-not-to-masturbate-with-banana-peels/amp/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&__twitter_impression=true …
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There once was a man who'd employ His talents to bring the world joy: In women's attire, "He's not the Messiah", He shrieked, "He's a very naughty boy!"
#terryjonesRIP#TerryJones#RIPTerryJones#MontyPythonhttps://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/jan/22/terry-jones-obituary …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Said Donald, a consummate liar With form as a climate denier, Those prophets of doom Just keep spreading gloom! Said Greta, the world is on fire.
#DavosToday#WEF20#GretaThurnberg#Trump#WEFDavoshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51189430 …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
The president currently backs Reductions in healthier snacks, And thinks if you fry it You've got a good diet, Especially fries and Big Macs
@Libericks@Limericking@twitmericks http://hill.cm/RzIDJzG pic.twitter.com/EZtFf3DrKx
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Mick Twister proslijedio/la je Tweet
Donald Trump says "I'm catching some flak ’cause you think my space outfits look cack. But shut up, you whingers, Just wait till my ninjas attack: they're my real men in black!"
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American forces in space Have suffered severe loss of face From camouflage gear Which some people fear Will look, with no trees, out of place.
#spacecamo#SpaceFarce#SpaceForcehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51160547 …Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi
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