village idiot

When Tomorrow Is Yesterday Then It Must Be Someday Today. Role Play In May Keeps The Water @ Bay. Repeat What I Say 2 Learn The Way. RayBand

you're only awake when you are asleep and you're asleep when you are awake

i'm not real, I'm MEMOREX! a copy is a copy is a copy & when you make a copy of a copy it's not half bad, butt then again it's not too good.

i heard the latest Carnival cruise ship is going 2B called 'Sewage of the Seas,' diapers R optional, bring a spoon 4sum yummy brown pudding

do leprechauns bleed green blood, gold blood or rainbow unicorn diarrhea. . .smells like rhino processed cloverleafs-where's me pot o' gold?

GoodBelly = FLUFFY FOOTLONG FLOATERS . . . #goodbelly

Happy Turdbay Heffer! @hughhefner #HappyBirthdayHef

4 Sale: Musical Fart Imaginarium: brand new old smelly fart generator can have it when you pry my gun from my cold dead parrot.

Plethora of Paper is a Forest's Fatal Transmutation. . . .the leaves rustling are trembling in terror or maybe it's just the wind. blowing

I had an idea of a dream of a memory I forgot to remember to forget to remember before I forgot it again

Yalk mire mon Siri no auto-fixy wordie birdie

huff n puff post your age sex not a lot R you a fembot robot quackery tastes like chicken moon pie finger in the sky liner pencil wutsmyline

jibber jabber splitter splatter splatter little spider spooky wookie bookie gimme my money honey bunny ears clown fears leers and jeers

strange mark of the beast a side effect of indiscriminate overindulgence with a side of waffle fries

fickityfookfockfuck floor-eh-duhhhhh

trying to rub these smudge marks off my pet leopard, but they won't come off and he's getting pissed

Which bulldozed witchcat? bowl god is there a doctor in the house? coconut n lime in the meantime.

Mary kissed my ass and santa's satan - he likes to go down chimneys cause he's missin hell in a hand basket and he wants 2 eat ur kids

Toi Et Moi . . . Speak Spake Spoke Spook...ee pants. . . poetry to fall asleep by... is so boring a whole in my enchilada. . . zipper down

4 eyes between 2 people is better than a one eyed peeping tom cat fighter cruz'in for babes in a rocking horse stocking cap knitted by a koi