Summation: Drank a bunch of wine, spaced out for 2 hours, remembered I needed to dye my hair. Slathered dye on and ate teddy grahams.
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Replying to @twirlingbishop @ivyerimenta
did I win a pony? Because that would be awesome.
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Replying to @seclusivity
sure, but I forgot to poke holes in the box. Do you want it in steak form, ground, or stuffed real creepy like?
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Stuff it, dye it white, give is a rainbow main and tail and stick a horn on it. Then everyone will want one.
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Replying to @Spencer_Downey @seclusivity
I'll even leave a hole so you can feed it honey grahams if you're in a sharing mood.
2:58 PM - 9 Dec 2016
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