tommy farley

@twfarley

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.” - Kurt Vonnegut

San Jose, CA
Joined December 2006

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  1. May 23

    Hey, - Basing your whole ethos on hating another team is backwards. If you put as much focus on your own team instead of the Dodgers you’d have kept the NL West.

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  2. May 17

    Way better than the Yellow Boston Atrocities.

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  3. May 15

    It seems Pujols likes that ‘Hollywood Lifestyle’.

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  4. Retweeted
    May 12

    “The meatloaf!!!”

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  5. May 11

    These umpires, man…

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  6. Retweeted
    May 11

    Restored photo: On May 11, 1963, Sandy Koufax threw his 2nd career no hitter: - 8-0 win vs. the Giants - Faced one batter over the minimum - Perfect game through 7.1 innings - Game length: 2:13 - 49,807 at Dodger Stadium on "Ladies Night"

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    May 5

    If you burn the candle at both ends, stop! That is wrong. You are bad at candles

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  8. May 3

    Dreamt that i was giving that opening speech again. “Good morning, campers!”

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  9. Apr 25

    Walks Wuncy

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  10. Apr 15

    It must be bobble head night at dodger stadium.

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    Apr 15

    Jackie created a path for everyone.

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  12. Apr 11

    Any purchases from my or my wife’s etsy will be a 100% profit donation to . or

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    Apr 1
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    Mar 30
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    Rest In Peace, Jessica Walter. Here - she talked about her favorite Arrested Development scenes...

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    1/ Hey, I have a story about wearing masks. Couple of weeks ago, my wife and I were in our regular couples counseling. We're fine -- and I recommend seeing a good counsellor regularly for all long-term couples. Anyway:

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  17. Mar 23

    To all parents - When does Baby Beluga stop playing on repeat in my head?

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  18. Mar 22

    Get rid of it now. “Instagram is ‘most invasive app’, new study shows | The Independent”

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    Mar 20
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  20. Mar 17

    To be fair, everyone dressed like an idiot in 1999. Even pooka shell guy.

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