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Gabby Noone
@twelveoclocke
Author of LAYOVERLAND (out now!) and LIVE LAUGH KIDNAP (spring ‘22) from
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My last name is pronounced like the time of day, not “no one” ty
Pepperidge Farmpenguinrandomhouse.com/books/666189/l…Joined March 2009
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ICYMI I am doing a virtual book launch event with queen Emily Henry on Wednesday!!! Please join us :)
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Wednesday, March 30 @ 7 pm, join us for a virtual celebration of Live, Laugh, Kidnap by @twelveoclocke , joined in conversation by Emily Henry! Register to attend: livelaughkidnap.eventbrite.com
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The talented mr ripley vibes 😵‍💫
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Claire McNear
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Last week Mike Richards wrote that lawsuits from The Price Is Right didn’t “reflect the reality of who I am.” I went looking for who he is, talking to current and former colleagues and listening to a podcast he hosted at Price. What I found was troubling. theringer.com/tv/2021/8/18/2
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I don’t even know how I feel about this I have guest host choice fatigue like that study where they made people choose from a bunch of jams and they were all dissatisfied with their pick
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Mike Richards in Advanced Negotiations to Become Permanent Host of ‘Jeopardy!’ (EXCLUSIVE) bit.ly/37ihPDp
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@twelveoclocke
I THINK tomorrow or Friday is going to be a good day for members of the gabby community, but as we know I am historically not good at being right about this
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@twelveoclocke
I feel like there is an essay to be had here about the way brands use regular people’s tweets as content and also society’s perverse obsession w sentimental good news in the face of societal breakdown but I’m too tired to write it
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okay something absolutely bonkers that is currently happening to me is a feel good news account run by proctor & gamble ??? photoshopped one of my tweets w this fake story about a dead dog ??? And they won’t delete it
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CLAIRE’S??? 😳
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On the campaign trail a group of young people met with my son & me. They asked “how do we know you’re not like other politicians who make promises they don’t keep”. They said we’ll trust you if you promise to pierce your ear when you win the primary. Promise made, promise kept!
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i've been doing some reflecting and i think dr sanjay gupta has been the best temp jeopardy host...i will not be elaborating on this opinion though i am still eagerly awaiting levar burton...thank you
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@twelveoclocke
“PaNeRa BrEaD iS jUsT oVeRpRiCeD hOsPiTaL fOoD” ok what hospital is serving broccoli cheddar soup in a bread bowl? bc I will literally walk into moving traffic to get mildly injured and be admitted there
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when i am feeling down i just close my eyes and imagine the inevitable day the liza minelli outlived account will tweet that liza minelli has outlived pat robertson <3
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i want to memorize my credit card number but my brain is like "sorry sweetie i'm full and no i WON'T clear out the lyrics to the reba theme song to make more room"
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Victoria’s Secret being like “wait we actually love and support all bodies now” is giving me oil company “we are leading the charge in the fight against climate change” vibes
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imagine you are dining at your local chili’s, I am 3 margaritas in, my sons are enjoying some honey chipotle chicken crispers as they watch Goodfellas on their tiny grease smeared screen...absolutely gorgeous
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@twelveoclocke
We need to make sure that when Jeff Bezos sends himself into space he is not leaving behind an identical cyborg to replace him ala 1987 cult classic Making Mr Right directed by Susan Seidelman
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@twelveoclocke
In my adult life no one has tried to sabotage me by telling me a regular party is actually a costume party, however as a child the media had me believing this was a monthly occurrence I should prepare for
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