Anastassia

I will talk to you about Roald Dahl, anywhere, anytime.

Dear Diary, I'm eating cake in the bathtub and still don't feel better. What a day it's been.

People who use liquid liner: What was it like selling your soul to the devil for that skill?

$40 for a class on #twerking?! Do people not know about @YouTube ?!

There are 6,727 highly-segregated schools in our nation, where one percent or less of the school population is white. #BrownVBoard

When I'm drinking soda, Inever have to throw my head back as far as the people in the commercials. Do I have powers?

#heyswansons, also, do I need to get all cuttings repotted right away, or can they relax in some fresh water for a few hours?

#heyswansons, getting ready 2 propagate a big rubber plant. Any tips?

I just love cats.

Spotted: reflective shades and #salmon shorts casually checking out bars while carrying a can of Lays Stacks.

gin + soda ≠ martini + lemon :(

I think I'm starting to understand--not necessarily like, but understand--Tom Petty.

Tfw the bus is on time

"If you're wearing Google glass, it's definitely attached to a fedora with a wallet chain." @MBMBaM

I saw a published game called "Who is the biggest slut?". Yup. No sexism here guys.

Family member just told me I remind them of @EsteeLalonde and I'm pretty much going to put that compliment on my resume.