Timothy J

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Long Island, New York
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    May 26

    I just battered a Danish DJ to death with a bicycle pump to show how terrible murder is.

    3,187 retweets 6,056 favorites
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    May 18

    I am "a road rage." Image credit: Wes Martin

    1:44 PM - 18 May 2015 · Details
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    May 20

    Hand sensors, bad blowjobs and psychic bullshit. New episode with special guest, :

    1:16 AM - 20 May 2015 · Details
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    May 23

    "Maddox has always been and always will be an asshole about everything." -Review of my site I just read on Tumblr. Pretty accurate, F+

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    May 4

    This month 50% of the show's hosts think outcomes and justifications are related. New episode:

    12:36 PM - 4 May 2015 · Details
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    Apr 26

    I decided to ruin the computers at Office Depot.

    12:15 PM - 26 Apr 2015 · Details
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    Apr 26

    What's a feminist, and can I fuck it?

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    Apr 22

    Did you know Ira Einhorn, co-founder of killed his ex-gf and composted her body? Extreme recycling.

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  10. Mar 15

    22 Maps That Show How Americans Speak English Totally Differently From One Another via

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  11. Mar 12

    Ahh... One more day of work then the weekend. Beer me!

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    Mar 6

    New podcast is up:

    37 retweets 88 favorites
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    Mar 4

    Thanking me in advance is like spending lottery money you haven't won yet. Good luck.

    17 retweets 44 favorites
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    Mar 10

    - you should get to update the site to more accurately represent your lovely hair.

    4:24 PM - 10 Mar 2015 · Details
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    Mar 11

    The 3rd episode of The Biggest Problem LIVE is up, with the badass . Only one left!

    6:26 PM - 11 Mar 2015 · Details
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    Feb 19

    The live show is up. I think it's fair to say this is the highest form of human achievement:

    12:49 PM - 19 Feb 2015 · Details
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    Feb 15

    Valentine's Day 2015 Cupid Slaughter + Live Show Trailer. Enjoy your stupid holiday, suckers!

    7 retweets 17 favorites
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    Feb 12

    I wish websites would cut the bullshit and just change links from "Next Page" to "Load More Ads"

    89 retweets 165 favorites
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    Feb 11

    For the first time in 14 years the Valentine's Day Cupid Slaughter makes its triumphant return

    12:27 PM - 11 Feb 2015 · Details
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