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Win a Pair of Tickets to The Horse’s Ass and Friends! from
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Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?
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And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
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Dear frozen yogurt: you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing. Zero stars.
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Optimal tip-to-tip efficiency.
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Don't you think not telling that man those cyanide capsules were fake was cruel and unusual punishment?
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Duller than hockey in September.
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Strip him of his nudity!
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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
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Ever hear the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole"?
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