It never stops being funny to me that all the nuns sing “how do you solve a problem like Maria” as she walks down the aisle.
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Gavin Crawford
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I make faces, sometimes they are funny, host of CBC radio's Because News
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🚨Here's your chance to support frontline Eduction Workers🚨
This GoFundMe is for grocery 💵 for the workers Ford is forcing to use food banks.
We've contacted CUPE & will give them the funds to give to members in need.
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Hard nope on this tip.
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Chrystia Freeland has a tip for families struggling with inflation. Canada's Finance Minister suggests they follow her example and cut their @DisneyPlus subscription.
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Huge congratulations to , , , , and everyone else who brought this amazing Heritage Minute to life!
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2SLGBTQI+ Canadians deserve to be themselves and feel safe. We’ll keep building a country where that’s possible, and we’ll continue to follow the example set out by trailblazers – like Jackie Shane. Watch @HistoricaCanada’s new #HeritageMinute to learn more about this queer icon:
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Leslie Jordan was a big bright gay light who gave hope to so many. May he be surrounded by hot gay angels. #RIPking
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Just recalling a period in the 80’s when I thought #JohnnyDangerously with Michael Keaton was the funniest movie ever.
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Gavin Crawford, Sharjil Rasool Join ‘Run the Burbs’ Season 2 (Exclusive)
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Best wishes to #22minutes in their 30th anniversary show live in Toronto. I read about it online! #congrats
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Captain Bones is out today!
In this stand up special I am fat and psycho. Please enjoy! 🤪
Thank you to and for having me
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Excited for my stand up special Chris Locke: Captain Bones to be discovered by word-of-mouth
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A brand new (and extended) episode is out now! Featuring Brandon Ash-Mohammed, , and !
Listen here:
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Two super fun shows @FestivalPlayers tonight thanks everyone involved! Now I will diminish and fade into the East.
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Come have some fun with me this Saturday!
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Our inaugural Haymaker Comedy Festival opens TODAY and runs until July 2nd at the Eddie Hotel & Farm in #theCounty with headliners like @ELtotheVEE @TVGavin @wassimsokay & @colinmochrie!
See the full line-up and grab a ticket, if you can, here: festivalplayers.ca/haymaker-comed
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For real tho: the couple who were arrested for having sex inside their own home, whose case became Lawrence v Texas, the case these lil stinkers in robes are thinking about overruling, were arrested for having sex inside their own home IN 1998. #pride
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Hey American friends! You can pre-order my memoir that comes out in the US on July 19 🙂
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Edmonton! This is one of the best improv comedy festivals in the world and my hilarious pal is headlining this year. The festival is loaded with talent, and I highly recommend it if you’re in YEG!
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Our 2022 Improvaganza headlining act is @ANNPORNEL & FRIENDS!
The host of the Great Canadian Baking Show will be joined by the Rapid Fire Theatre Sphinxes and our festival’s funniest in a hilarious improvaganza jamboree!
Get your tickets today!
rapidfiretheatre.com/festivals/impr #. .
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If someone asks you why Pride is still a thing, or why Straight Pride doesn’t exist, you can refer them to this thread alone 👇 🧵
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People are seriously underestimating what a marked shift there's been in anti-LGBT rhetoric in the last few months.
Fascists are getting bolder and 'gender critical' feminists are sympathising, collaborating or carrying out work they can't in mainstreaming hate.
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I meant to write pleasant but This typo ended up grabbing some great jokes so 🥇
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I wish all of Ontario was as peasant and efficient as my polling station. 3 min in and out. #vote #OntarioElection2022
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Just one of those “what if learned the choreography to wuthering heights for no reason” kind of evenings. #busy
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This David Attenborough dinosaur “documentary” has me questioning the very nature of reality and it’s freaking me out. #PrehistoricPlanet
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Unsurprised that the discourse now includes “what if schools had only one door?” #ridiculous #stop #Enough
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The real Huckabees we’re the ones we ❤️ed along the way.
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Two episodes into the new and I have laughed out loud so many times. Wonderful and as deeply weird as ever. Congrats to everyone who made this. 👏#KITH
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I am kind of digging Lithuanian Chita Rivera. #Eurovision
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A brand new episode is out now! Featuring ' , @TheMarthaChaves, and !
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This is my jam.
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Someone actually made a David Attenborough style voiceover for this video of a destroyed Russian tank.
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In a frustrating week these gems brought their A game. #SaturdayMorning
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On the panel this week: @andrewphung, @JanCaruana, and @Alice_Moran!
Make sure to listen to the latest episode dropping tomorrow on Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever you get your podcasts!
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This panel is the definition of big time! Don't miss it!
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On the panel this week: @andrewphung, @JanCaruana, and @Alice_Moran!
Make sure to listen to the latest episode dropping tomorrow on Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever you get your podcasts!
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In an effort to forget these times I just listened to Kate bush’s Wuthering Heights while actually looking at lyrics for the first time - woah.
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Brand new episode out now featuring , Brandon Ash-Mohammed, and !
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