jacque le cube

@turnbutt

a frog in the middle of the road that needs to be gently nudged so it doesn't get run over; capybara enthusiast

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Sep 2016

    Give Owen Smith a fucking beard and he has my hallowed sexy communist vote

    2 retweets 1 like
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    I got the dirty cheese, gorgonzola

    1 retweet
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    hi donald, this is london calling, what we need right now is for you to fuck the fuck off, then fuck off some more, you fucking fuck

    Whatever the United States can do to help out in London and the U. K., we will be there - WE ARE WITH YOU. GOD BLESS!
    187 replies 3,570 retweets 8,315 likes
  4. Jun 3

    i'm going vegan for a month soon and you better fucking BELIEVE i'm gonna tell everyone daily

    1 reply 1 like
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    "The floor is lava" Me:

    1,037 replies 142,269 retweets 230,179 likes
  6. Jun 1

    its june 2017 and I still haven't seen absolutely get me out

    1 like
  7. Jun 1

    I'm salty as fuck today

    2 likes
  8. May 31

    haHAhaa i wish i was dead

  9. May 31
    Replying to

    why isn't this just a pay-per-view boxing match between Jez Corbyn and Amber Rudd

    1 like
  10. May 31

    alright i'm all for including the rest of the parties here but why are all of these people here

    1 reply
  11. May 31

    Amber Rudd is lowkey about to kill someone

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 31
    Replying to

    If Labour win the General Election we’ll be paying more in corporation tax, and sincerely it will be a privilege to do so (2/2)

    5 replies 88 retweets 317 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 29

    festival lineup posters are like eye tests for indie kids; the smaller the writing you can understand, the indier you are

    97 replies 16,106 retweets 71,430 likes
  14. Retweeted
    1 Dec 2016
    Replying to

    the politic's are a lot like a horseshoe, in that i want a horse to kick me in the face until i'm fucking dead

    1 reply 100 retweets 322 likes
  15. May 29

    i FUCKING love Master of None

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 29

    THE PIKACHU REACHED OUT TO PET MY HEAD?????? IM NO SURE WHY BUT I ACCEPTED IT

    472 replies 40,380 retweets 119,362 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 27

    when juliet doesn't check yes

    322 replies 18,578 retweets 45,356 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 11

    4 replies 844 retweets 1,319 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    7 replies 1,295 retweets 1,967 likes
  20. May 25

    have you seen my life? it's like I dont even try

    1 like
  21. Retweeted
    13 Jun 2016

    90% sure and I are the two dumbest people alive

    1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes

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