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@turk1shprincess
resident lesbian heartthrob of tompkins sq park
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me showing esmé around the east village the first week i met her
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When I walk around Manhattan I’m like “I had a psychotic meltdown here once” “I did meth in that building” “This is the Starbucks I passed out in”
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there’s a fine line between being a bottom and being a finger puppet …
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selin when i dmed her last summer hoping for marriage and instead she invited me to her (ex) gf’s lesbian lingerie party
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once upon a Femme
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i wanna see everybody’s HS prom pics
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met gala this met gala that .. what about the MED gala (me tearing my psychiatrist a new one via telehealth every 2 weeks)
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me and my gf just fucked on the bisexual nobody believes you couch from the ikea pride collection
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need to liquify her and transfer her body into a tiny bottle and inhale her like poppers
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psychiatrist is just making up new drugs at this point like mf what the fuck is caplyta i’ll k*ll u
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prob moving to bushwick in august . my mission is to make it a safe space for non-freaks 🙏
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it’s a lesbian rite of passage
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I’ve never understood or participated in a ‘situationship’. it seems the situation is always that they don’t like you. at least, not enough to be romantic and intentional. the vagueness and noncommittal energy might work for some people, but I can’t subject myself to that lmao
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did i ever really have bpd or was i just a 19 year old girl ?? think abt it .
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he’s fully convinced that our family will eventually win the lottery but he lives abroad and can’t go buy a ticket himself so he just sends me shit like this every week
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if allah had to file a 1040 . would YOU be listed as one of his dependents?
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using “it’s so over/we’re so back” to explain dialectics to the students i’m counseling
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when i finally get my hands on whoever draws those fucking “bad luck spots” all over washington square park ..
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