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    Turing Police‏ @turing_police 5 Apr 2017

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    10:08 PM - 5 Apr 2017
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      1. Betty‏ @bettymh98 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @turing_police

        @6triples powerful stuff

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      1. Landsea‏ @lindsaycjj 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @turing_police

        @GlobauxeArt

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      1. plu‏ @grumblehugs 10 Apr 2017
        Replying to @turing_police @TeamKarasu

        nONONO

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      1. mo‏ @barth_morgan 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @turing_police

        @kaseymoski beef functional

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      2. Kasey‏ @kaseymoski 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @barth_morgan @turing_police

        the price of one, ???

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      3. maddie g‏ @maddiegreschner 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @kaseymoski @barth_morgan @turing_police

        Salad

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      1. Big Baller Blake‏ @BlakeDontCrack 6 Apr 2017
        Replying to @turing_police

        LMAOOO I quit twitter.

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      2. N.‏ @nisadang 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BlakeDontCrack @turing_police

        I'm literally crying lmao

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      1. sad angel‏ @amandadetlovee 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @turing_police @sarahfairy666

        That is literally you

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      2. sar‏ @sarahfairy666 7 Apr 2017
        Replying to @amandadetlovee @turing_police

        I agree😂

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        Those bastards can really bite.

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        Never knew two words could make me laugh so hard

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