Brett TerpstraVerified account

@ttscoff

, , , . Mayor of the lollipop guild of open introverts. Cat wrangler. INTJ.

Minnesota, USA
Joined February 2007

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  1. Be nice.

  2. Mother said to render you unconscious. —Private Boarding School J

  3. Pyros of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your flames.

  4. When Wayne's 65th turns into a concert.

  5. The guy who officiated my non-denominational wedding is at this party. I have no idea why this feels vaguely awkward.

  6. There are too many dogs on this dog bed. — Steve

  7. Yoga, psychology, cooking, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and more with Jen Bayer:

  8. "Oh man, throat punches are the best." — watching TV after a long trip

  9. When she comes home stressed after a 2-week trip… basil tomato penne with 2 cups of mozzarella, pepper jack, and parmesan.

  10. I wonder how Twitter on iOS decides when to show notification badges. Mood-based?

  11. One of the things that's making sense:

  12. The more I learn about Myers-Briggs the more everything is starting to make sense. INTJ, by the way, nice to meet you.

  13. Anyone else getting frequent issues with Netflix and Hulu on both Apple TV and iOS devices while still fine via browser?

  14. I don't know if I've ever actually heard a cat fart before tonight.

  15. I'm going to start a restaurant that serves nothing but appetizers made from a variety of apples. Can't come up with a name…

  16. Wanted to watch a 30 minute show over lunch and spent an hour troubleshooting Hulu on my Apple TV.

  17. In the Bay area? Join on Oct 16 for the Unpresenting Workshop, an open-source approach to public speaking.

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