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@truenorthman

i get confused when people don't just say what they mean. root beer floats are really good.

Nisan 2012 tarihinde katıldı
Doğum tarihi: 3 Mart 1989

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  1. Never been this clean before, may never be again.

  2. I haven't read anything this true since the last time I wrote down how perfect Tatiana Maslany is and then read it

  3. Hope is down to play nba2k and watch Gilmore girls late into the night

  4. Let's hope this name doesn't catch on...first King Rorge, then comes Aaron Biter and who knows what else...

  5. rankings of cities should include the concept "would you want to spend more than 2 days in a row there?" ny/la would not be top 5 anymore

  6. Retweetledi

    Sun Tzu: If your enemy has 400 swords... you must bring at least... uh... 401 swords to the battle in order to defeat him.

  7. "Uber Overalls Uber Alles, Over" -a guy talking on a walkie-talkie about his plan to take over the world with his app for on demand farmwear

  8. you bring the one who thinks he's sinned and repents over with the wolf, and then leave the wolf and come back, etc.

  9. Retweetledi

    New Achewood comic strip this day! Spoiler: A jerk is there.

  10. Yr Obdt S't G.Byrnes takip etti , ve
    • @shogins

      occasionally awesome - usually whiny

    • @ollie

      senior writer & puzzle editor at . email: oliver.roeder@espn.com

  11. Bernie supporters who would rather watch the world burn than support Hillary against the insane GOP are not helping

  12. some of this article was written by me (anonymously)

  13. Retweetledi

    Men who don't behave like vermin toward women often find it hard to imagine, much less believe, that the world is also full of men who do.

  14. I think this is being presented as a bad thing, but it can definitely be read as positive

  15. I want to do standup comedy but I'm worried because if nobody laughed at my opening line of "more like Nude Gingrich" I'd lose confidence

  16. "get behind me Satan!" - Satan's bobsled teammate

  17. guys what if tigers and mice switched sizes

  18. Retweetledi

    Antonin Scalia School of Law Endowment for Scholarly Success in Courtrooms, Hegemony, Appellate Pomposity, and Style

  19. Retweetledi

    VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he’s getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?

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