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Since we're talking about this: I spent my 30s working my ass off, and at age 40 my marriage was over & I was in the hospital with a brain aneurysm and now Stage A heart failure. Everyone young assumes they can get their health back once they "make it", and some of us are wrong
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They showed a guy on the news today who has been a Warriors season ticket holder since 1985. That is a man who has seen some shitty, shitty basketball.
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All these idiots who are scandalized by the young
@AOC dancing... Do you have ANY IDEA that probably 80% of the military, law enforcement, and fraternities are making dancing videos right this second?Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Shouldn't have been, but was quite surprised to learn that left-leaning 25 year olds consider Bill Gates a saintly, avuncular doer of good.
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Zinke's last orders were to do this, knowing damn well that almost all flush toilets will be closed AND non-flush toilets must close once they are full.
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The news shows here are strongly hinting that the National Parks are getting trashed because large poor minority families are going while there are no fees -- not that it is asinine to set up a system where the Sec of the Interior insists on keeping parks open without sanitation.
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OH: "We're all gonna die, let's have garlic fries!"
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Total women in the U.S. House: 1989: 16 Democrats 13 Republicans 2019: 89 Democrats 13 Republicans
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Am I a bad person if I make my cats move over so I can sleep in the warm spots they've created with their big furry bodies?
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Cheap hotels in England, especially the Midlands, seem to only come in two varieties: featureless glass tower, or Ye Olde Half-Timbered Pub with Dickensian furnishings.
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If there weren't enough reasons to love newly seated Minnesota Representative
@IlhanMN , she is also apparently a really good fisherman! Won Top Angler at the MN Governor's annual Fishing Opening Day celebration which brings visitors and charity work to rural areas. 13 fish!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Does that mean no? Any ball deodorant that advertises to me and does NOT advertise to
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If I wanted to experience some British football culture while I'm over there, my best bet would be:
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I have to ask... Is anyone else getting ads for "ball deodorant"?
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I guess the trowel doesn't really work for many locations. Backpackers know they're supposed to poop in a "poop bag" under those circumstances and PACK IT OUT.
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It's sort of alarming to me that so many American apparently go to wildlife areas that they know won't have services like toilets, and then decide to poop there. Like... maybe take an adult diaper, people? Or a trowel?
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Another day, another hypertension medication recalled due to contamination with cancer-causing chemicals in the Chinese factory.
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Holy crap does it really cost $124 for a tourist visa to England?
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Why is Melbourne Australia advertising their tech workers on the San Jose light rail?
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Earlier in my career, I'd fight about anything. Now I basically won't fight about anything.
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Sending a big mental shoutout to whatever unpaid workers are making sure the Social Security checks are going out on time.
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