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2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing
NORMALIZE WALKING BY A CHILD AND SAYING “and who the fuck are you.”
mary I want children to stay away from ME.
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Replying to @trixiemattel @chrisgeidner and @attitudespod
Stay away from children.
can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States
a woman yesterday asked me since I’m bald, when I’m washing my face, how far back do I go before I stop.
not sure how/when I became iconic in the atheism community but it’s really been a blessing thank god lol.
The Straights doing camp at The Met Gala is Gays dressing normal.
I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.
The show where we talk about whatever we want t.co/01iQq2GTyi
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once again the straight people at the met gala are serving go girl give us nothing.
Just say you’re dumb and white and move on.
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thinking about the girls in my middle school who screamed when the teacher turned off the lights.
if a conservative complains about a pride shirt, the shirt gets removed from the store. if i complained about conservative messaging on a product, literally nothing would happen.
Me alone in my home in the dark at midnight: “thats not the truth Ellen you were invited.”
Remember that these drag bills are barely about drag queens- they’re about discriminating against trans people. It’s so obvious.
❤️❤️❤️ an iconic queen literally everyone in our industry will always love.
gay people why are straight people so obsessed with our lives
When Anastasia Beverly Hills realizes how much a one year supply of makeup is for Trixie Mattel:
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Jojo Siwa is gay and it makes sense with my fantasy. 🏆🏆🏆
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Saw this goddess on my jog and I asked for a photo. I don’t know how such a thing is possible but you better work you fucking whore omg.
Drag queens winning Drag Race is annual. A drag queen winning Big Brother is historical.
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Wisconsin, did you or did you not just become the savior state of the planet
Mike Pence believes federal funding should be used to treat gays to change their sexuality HOW WAS THIS NOT MENTIONED.
I cry listening to slipping through my fingers by abba and this is not a joke.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?
straight people are fucked
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if someone fucking did this to me at st*rbucks I would have put my mouth on the steam wand and turned it on
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I think the most psychotic thing I’ve ever done was running the marathon listening to the Sims soundtrack.
Instagram removed this post because they said it was “promoting violence.” #vote
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The best thing you can do for your skin is to not be a man gluing things to your face every day to look like a slutty little muppet girl.
The fact that my bank considered me shopping at Foot Locker “suspicious activity” is homophobic.
Please respect our privacy at this time.
is this me
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“What did you do with the $100k?”
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twitter.com/babielip/statu
If you don’t think SpongeBob is hilarious, you have no place in my life.
I am so happy and if I wasn’t hungover I’d start drinking. 💙💙💙
Me seeing a child:
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Just saw the most disgusting thing in my entire life at the airport just now. Like the most disgusting fucking thing in MY LIFE! 
Please pause being sad and take a moment to feel the fantasy of this pic of Chi Chi!
Gay culture is exiting a room backwards and saying “Miss Vanjie.... Miss Vanjie...”
If Georgia goes blue I am going to have unprotected sex with a stranger tonight.
mama this is garbage
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I am not an actor! I was young and I had fun at a festival!
My sister likes girls and I informed her that I am a lesbian icon and she said
“I doubt it.”
My phone exploded overnight and Patty is the new Karen. #PattyDontStart
